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09-26-2002, 04:26 PM
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Butterology - In the spirit of the cat threads
The laws of butterology demand that the butter must hit the ground, and the equally strict laws of feline aerodynamics demand that the cat can not smash it's furry back. If the combined construct were to land, nature would have no way to resolve this paradox. Therefore it simply does not fall.
That's right you clever mortal (well, as clever as a mortal can get), you have discovered the secret of antigravity! A buttered cat will, when released, quickly move to a height where the forces of cat- twisting and butter repulsion are in equilibrium. This equilibrium point can be modified by scraping off some of the butter, providing lift, or removing some of the cat's limbs, allowing descent. Most of the civilized species of the Universe already use this principle to drive their ships while within a planetary system. The loud humming heard by most sighters of UFOs is, in fact, the purring of several hundred cats. The one obvious danger is, of course, if the cats manage to eat the bread off their backs they will instantly plummet. Of course the cats will land on their feet, but this usually doesn't do them much good, since right after they make their graceful landing several tons of red- hot starship and irritated aliens crash on top of them.
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09-26-2002, 04:32 PM
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I thought it was buttered Toast Yogs
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09-26-2002, 10:37 PM
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Ill take an order or two as well if there going.......... :smoka:
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09-27-2002, 06:27 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahah*gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahahahahahaha......*GASP!* ....yes....funny much
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09-27-2002, 07:05 AM
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Approaches Yogs from behind with straight jacket hoping to not get his attention.
Uhhhh.....good explanation there Yogs, wanna come here for a quick sec?:huh: 
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09-27-2002, 07:12 AM
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Want a hand DOC once we have him cornered
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09-27-2002, 07:40 AM
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09-27-2002, 08:39 AM
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The subject of 'toast and cats' was one of my very first threads at AF..........that was way back in 2001...
The good people of AF ended up advising me to conduct some practical experiments,and Iam pleased to advise that my doctor is very happy with the progress of my skin grafts..
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09-27-2002, 08:45 AM
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:huh:
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09-27-2002, 09:45 AM
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