Honda Civics Are So Fast

[L-Spec]

So I was driving by my school, and then this kid who hates me cuz I drive and Eclipse and he drives this peice of shit Civic hatchback (with aftermarket muffler [tip], and a set of rims ..well, three rims and a hub lol and a shit load of stickers) blows passed me. He must have been going at least 80km/h through a 40km/h school zone, but his fart can made it sound like he was going 250km/h.. or at least like his little engine was going to blow. When he blows by me, all this smoke came speewing out of his muffler.. That car is his pride and joy. I have no problem with this, but for the fact that a) He's trying to make his car faster then it really is. b) He could have hit someone (a minor) at those speeds. And c) What if his hub cap fell off and hit my car!

I head home, pissed off at stupid little ricers, and I see his girlfriend online. So.. I took a moment and realised that he was driving to her house, so I sent her this message:

Lucky - It never hit me harder than this says:
OMG i was driving and then this red honda civic came burning by me, omg it was so fast i still cant believe how much power it has! fuck that civic was OFF DA HOOK! i couldnt believe my eyes, that car had to have had NOS cuz there was this all this smoke commin from the muffler, like OMG!!! i wish i had a civic.


Man.. I hope he crashes into a tree. If he doesn't, then he'll probably start drifting because of the next Fast and the Furious installment and drift his ass off a bridge. Fucking non-graduate..

[HighOctaneNOSUser]

LMAO, atleast you did the right thing and didn't try to show him up. Congrats on showing restraint, it's good you didn't stoop to his level.

[-Davo]

pft i would of said "your boyfriend is a totaly tool and thinks he's cool, if you don't dump him soon you'll only slowly realised the devouring torture you will suffer in your life as a result of being with someone who's I.Q is rougly the same as a toilet seat".

[Rally Sport]

Maybe you should give her a ride in your Eclipse and show her how its really done.

[drunken monkey]

I'm surprised the grammar police haven't showed up yet.

[jon@af]

Originally Posted by drunken monkey

I'm surprised the grammar police haven't showed up yet.

shown up yet.

I hate kids like that. Steal his girlfriend and make him cry or something.

[quteasabutton]

*drool* eclipses..hehehe i'll take a ride if she doesn't!!

[drunken monkey]

Originally Posted by J_Swigz

shown up yet.

ahhh..... swam or swum?
dived or dove?

if you can explain the correct one and why the other is incorrect, I'll crawl back under my rock.

[L-Spec]

Originally Posted by drunken monkey

ahhh..... swam or swum?
dived or dove?

if you can explain the correct one and why the other is incorrect, I'll crawl back under my rock.

It all depends on the context. In this case, the grammer police was never here at that time, so using past tense is incorrect. Go crawl under your rock.

Haha, just playin, but yeah I should take her for a drive in my car. Or I should just punch him in the face and laugh.

[Jet-Lee]

Eclipses are fast?

I guess I missed that memo.

[bluechevelle]

Originally Posted by Jet-Lee

Eclipses are fast?

I guess I missed that memo.

Yea, when did this happen?

[dirtydx]

honda's are cheap.

eclipse's are overrated.

you both are idiots.

what's your point.

[bluechevelle]

An Eclipse is not much higher on the chain than a Honda. Another observation I have is this: idiots tend to stick together, and if you are friends with his girl you seem to be in the same class as him.

[quteasabutton]

Originally Posted by bluechevelle

An Eclipse is not much higher on the chain than a Honda. Another observation I have is this: idiots tend to stick together, and if you are friends with his girl you seem to be in the same class as him.

don't be an ass, if L-spec proud of his car, well good for him, i'm sure he worked hard to get that car and make it what it is. if you drive a POS that has a ugly bodykit and ricer exhaust, well yeah ur a loser. but yeah, be nice and just piss off.

[bluechevelle]

He can be proud of his car, thats all good and dandy but I think its funny when he says he should to take this guys girl in his car to show her what "real speed" is. I guess I am tired of everyone saying how fast there car is, even if it quick. But when you make the comparison between a Eclipse and Honda I have to laugh. I am not in any way trying to say his car sucks or is pathetic.

PS: My car is about as far from a ricer as you can get without being an airplane. Check sig.