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Old 10-13-2014, 11:19 PM   #3736
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Me and my friend were hitting the dabs pretty hard one night because we have the tolerance of a russian circus mule, but it still causes the coughing and mucus in your lungs. So I'm also hitting the Flamin Hot Funyuns pretty damn hard. And as anyone everyone knows "cheetos" fingers... well the massive quantity of bight red hot Flaming Dust coating on the Funyuns plus the mucus collecting in my throat/ass-off-a-gus..... brewing inside me was a crazy combo.

So my Friend (We will call him Exhibit A) said something along the lines of "yada yada yada, bet you can't do three dabs in a row, yada yada, fuck your moms face!" Sooo... I man up to the challenge, nothing I've never done before. One up, Two up, Three... I"m golden... then I have this feeling... a feeling that I knew all too well... but in different scenarios....
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So my Friend (We will call him Exhibit A) said something along the lines of "yada yada yada, bet you can't do three dabs in a row, yada yada, fuck your moms face!" Sooo... I man up to the challenge, nothing I've never done before. One up, Two up, Three... I"m golden... then I have this feeling... a feeling that I knew all too well... but in different scenarios....
T-5 seconds after dab numbero three-o, I did the dash to the bathroom on my way to hurl violently, as I round the corner, hand over my mouth... enter bathroom... see toilet....
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T-5 seconds after dab numbero three-o, I did the dash to the bathroom on my way to hurl violently, as I round the corner, hand over my mouth... enter bathroom... see toilet....
See toilet.... but... cant...... .its happening.....


I projectile vomited this thick clinging bright red mucus all over the bathroom, over the counter, on the floor, on the god damned mirror and medicine cabinet. I swear to god... it looked like someone slaughtered a family of polish immigrants in that room.
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Old 10-13-2014, 11:24 PM   #3739
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See toilet.... but... cant...... .its happening.....


I projectile vomited this thick clinging bright red mucus all over the bathroom, over the counter, on the floor, on the god damned mirror and medicine cabinet. I swear to god... it looked like someone slaughtered a family of polish immigrants in that room.
So kids, there you have it. Next time you want to scare the living piss out of house mates, dabs + Flamin Hot Funyuns.
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T-5 seconds after dab numbero three-o, I did the dash to the bathroom on my way to hurl violently, as I round the corner, hand over my mouth... enter bathroom... see toilet....
I thought this was gonna be a story of triumph and hilarity.... this does not sound like triumph. This doesnt even sound like Triumph the Insult Comic Dog


Hilarity though.... it has the hilarities. But did you paint the floor reddish orange?
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Old 10-13-2014, 11:43 PM   #3741
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I thought this was gonna be a story of triumph and hilarity.... this does not sound like triumph. This doesnt even sound like Triumph the Insult Comic Dog


Hilarity though.... it has the hilarities. But did you paint the floor reddish orange?
Dam, didnt refresh first
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Old 10-13-2014, 11:45 PM   #3742
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See toilet.... but... cant...... .its happening.....


I projectile vomited this thick clinging bright red mucus all over the bathroom, over the counter, on the floor, on the god damned mirror and medicine cabinet. I swear to god... it looked like someone slaughtered a family of polish immigrants in that room.


Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk...... reminds me of one of my least favorite St Pattys Day stories.

Pretty much the same but replace dabs with $0.25 green beer and funyuns with irish nachos. The end is basically the same but in a restaurant bathroom
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk...... reminds me of one of my least favorite St Pattys Day stories.

Pretty much the same but replace dabs with $0.25 green beer and funyuns with irish nachos. The end is basically the same but in a restaurant bathroom
HAHHAHAHA oh nachos hurt coming up... scratchy.
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HAHHAHAHA oh nachos hurt coming up... scratchy.
So I'm half way through the second season... this season is much longer... double the longer longer. Truth.

I almost feel like its dragging.... is that why it gets crappy? Does it drag along? They've been looking for this little girl lost in the woods for five god damnaged episodes. Fucking move on already.
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So I'm half way through the second season... this season is much longer... double the longer longer. Truth.

I almost feel like its dragging.... is that why it gets crappy? Does it drag along? They've been looking for this little girl lost in the woods for five god damnaged episodes. Fucking move on already.
Talking about Walking Dead BTW... forgo to mention that... guess I thought you just knew.....
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Talking about Walking Dead BTW... forgo to mention that... guess I thought you just knew.....
Or maybe I'm a dirty little post whore.
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Above all else, yes you are a dirty little postwhore.... and you probably have forum herp you nasty skank
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