Another one for the girlies of AF

[Spec2 Girl]

For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for marriage...

TWO YEAR DEGREE
A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That’s right, in just six mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn a MA degree (Male Arts).

Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101: Combating Stupidity
MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103: PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas

Winter Schedule:
MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn’t End with Conception
EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A: What’s Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:
MEN 120: How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You’re Wrong
MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122: YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201: How to Put the Toilet Seat Down

(Elective)
(See Electives Below)
Winter Schedule:
MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212: You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213: Honest, You Don’t Look Like Tom Cruise
MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important

Spring Schedule:
MEN 220: Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222: Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2

Course Electives:
EAT 101: Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102: Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231: Mothers-in-law
MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233: Just Say “Yes, Dear”
ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her

Just a thought for all the women out there.
 MENtal illness
 MENstrual cramps
 MENtal breakdown
 MENopause
 GUYnocologist (poetic spelling)

Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with men?

[Sanchi]

hehehe your bad FTO

i like the SECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule... hehe


:sun: :flash:

[ragt20]

ragt20 thinks, fortunatley am still single, and if the above is what I have to go through, would be a good idea to remain single :hehe:

[JD@af]

Originally posted by ragt20








ragt20 thinks, fortunatley am still single, and if the above is what I have to go through, would be a good idea to remain single :hehe:

AMEN TO THAT, BROTHER!! :ylsuper

[darkness]

Originally posted by ragt20
ragt20 thinks, fortunatley am still single, and if the above is what I have to go through, would be a good idea to remain single :hehe:

Yeah I agree with that.

Flag it and put it in the too hard basket. Then go find yourself a REAL woman who realises that that kind of stuff just isn't going to happen.

:finger:

[Spec2 Girl]

Now, now. Come on guys. Don’t take it all too seriously. It’s what’s called a JOKE!! :hehehe:

[darkness]

haha:apoke:

hook, line and sinker.

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally posted by darkness
haha:apoke:

hook, line and sinker.

You know, your username and avatar really suit you. You really are a

[darkness]

Why, thank you. I please to aim.

[Neutrino]

Originally posted by ragt20








ragt20 thinks, fortunatley am still single, and if the above is what I have to go through, would be a good idea to remain single :hehe:

Sounds good to me!!!

[NSX-R-SSJ20K]

daum gurl you must be pissed at your husband or he bitch man whore or whatever you got

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally posted by NSX-R-SSJ20K
daum gurl you must be pissed at your husband or he bitch man whore or whatever you got

I give up. You guys take these things far too seriously. It's just a joke. Jeez!

[SkYLiNeFrEaK]

Originally posted by FTO Girl
I give up. You guys take these things far too seriously. It's just a joke. Jeez!

FTO, chill out, they are just giving ya a hassle That was funny, but womens problems start with WOMEN...not us men

[Gonthrax]

Originally posted by FTO Girl
I give up. You guys take these things far too seriously. It's just a joke. Jeez!

*Hugs FTO*

Its ok FTO, just because someone makes an inconsiderate comment there is no need to ruin your whole day. After all, I thought it was funny

*edit*

To avoid any stepped upon toes, I'm not talking about the majority of the comments in this thread, only one stands out to me as somthing I wouldn't have said to FTO

[Rich]

This thread is getting funnier all the time

Originally posted by SkYLiNeFrEaK
but womens problems start with WOMEN...not us men

hell ya, SkYLiNeFrEaK

Originally posted by Gonthrax

To avoid any stepped upon toes, I'm not talking about the majority of the comments in this thread, only one stands out to me as somthing I wouldn't have said to FTO

ill agree with that, Gonthrax. I think we will just leave out the individuals name, to avoid an incedent