SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

wait, what?

Quick! How many bracelets does she have on her right arm? That's right...who knows or cares.

Nipples.

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

wait, what?

OMG is that a tranny?

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by CivicSpoon

OMG is that a tranny?

Who, nipples!?!? Oh FUX no. That is the one and only magnificently timeless Stacey Dash from a Kanye West video (All Falls Down) before he was "crazy Kanye"

Stacey was about 38 when that video came out and even today I'd go out of my way to fuck her over most 20 year olds. She's 47 now and I think that statement still applies.

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by CivicSpoon

WTF? Does he live in Alaska or some shit? Your friend can't get $70-140 worth of shit locally, rather than asking you to risk federal prison time? Sounds like a shitty "friend" who might be so much of an asshole that they can't even make friends to get some dirt "flower". You should ask for money up front, get the money, and then send a bag of flour.

Seriously though, even when I was anti-pot, and I believed pot was the devil, I got offered it every single time I interacted with other people. And who the fuck sends 7 grams by mail? I've heard of locals receiving many ounces or pounds in the mail from Cali or Oregon, but grams? Actually it sounds like your friend has enough flower in their system, that they don't need you to send them any anyways.

I have some interestingly retarded friends. This is up there for the most ridiculous thing anyone has ever asked me to do..... but its not a clear #1. There's still the time my other friend asked me to "give me a ride to Detroit" from Chicago like its a 15 minute trip.

Then there was the time some idiot broad asked me to drive myself to Cincinnati, find a place to stay, and find other stuff to do while I waited for the chance to see her and her flag football team play.

People love to ask me to do bullshit

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

I have some interestingly retarded friends. This is up there for the most ridiculous thing anyone has ever asked me to do..... but its not a clear #1. There's still the time my other friend asked me to "give me a ride to Detroit" from Chicago like its a 15 minute trip.

Then there was the time some idiot broad asked me to drive myself to Cincinnati, find a place to stay, and find other stuff to do while I waited for the chance to see her and her flag football team play.

People love to ask me to do bullshit

But yeah he wants a measly 7g which means if I was dumb enough to send it once then I'd end up doing the shit every 10 days at least. Did I mention that his plan was to wire me $100 on wednesday and then "let me know how much it is to overnight it and I'll send that to you".......... again,

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

Who, nipples!?!? Oh FUX no. That is the one and only magnificently timeless Stacey Dash from a Kanye West video (All Falls Down) before he was "crazy Kanye"

Stacey was about 38 when that video came out and even today I'd go out of my way to fuck her over most 20 year olds. She's 47 now and I think that statement still applies.

Oh shit, it is her. Like I said, I couldn't focus on her face enough to tell who it was. I'd hit it. She's a crazy bitch. First she admitted to voting for Obama solely because he's black, and then voted for Romney I think we all know full well about crazy bitches and what they're like in bed.

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

I have some interestingly retarded friends. This is up there for the most ridiculous thing anyone has ever asked me to do..... but its not a clear #1. There's still the time my other friend asked me to "give me a ride to Detroit" from Chicago like its a 15 minute trip.

Then there was the time some idiot broad asked me to drive myself to Cincinnati, find a place to stay, and find other stuff to do while I waited for the chance to see her and her flag football team play.

People love to ask me to do bullshit

Jesus. At least they are upfront with their stupid shit. I get "minor" shit like being asked to help a friend move some stuff for his sister in NYC, that "should only take 6 hours max". Leaving at Noon instead of 8am, getting there and being told we have to move all of her stuff, and then move a whole house full of stuff back to here in Syracuse. Sneaky fucking asians.

But damn, getting asked to drive all that way, and she didn't even give you a place to stay? Come on, be honest. You didn't go because you knew Chris Hansen was going to be there.

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

Sounds like a legit cry baby complaint. "NOOOO Mom, Don't make me jerk off the ninja turtle again!!!!"

Naw man. The way I understand it, is that when a creature (human or animal) touches the Ooze, they are mutated with features of the last creature they touched. Like when the TMNTs and Splinter were mutated into humanoids, because the last creatures they touched were humans.

So if the last thing I touched before coming into contact with the Ooze is a Ninja Turtle dick, only bad things can cum out of that (pun intended). I mean seriously, would I then mutate into some kind of human-turtle humanoid monster, or a green human-turtle penis monster. The human-turtle humanoid monster, I could deal with, because of all those damn Furries out there, there'd still be a small chance of getting laid again in my life. But a green human-turtle penis monster? I'd have better luck winning the lottery than finding some lesbian who came into contact with Ooze just after she finger banged a female Ninja Turtle.

That shit is just far too complicated for me.

[TheSilentChamber]

Sunday post, no quotes- bitches.

[TheSilentChamber]

Sunday post, no quotes- bitches.

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by CivicSpoon

Naw man. The way I understand it, is that when a creature (human or animal) touches the Ooze, they are mutated with features of the last creature they touched. Like when the TMNTs and Splinter were mutated into humanoids, because the last creatures they touched were humans.

So if the last thing I touched before coming into contact with the Ooze is a Ninja Turtle dick, only bad things can cum out of that (pun intended). I mean seriously, would I then mutate into some kind of human-turtle humanoid monster, or a green human-turtle penis monster. The human-turtle humanoid monster, I could deal with, because of all those damn Furries out there, there'd still be a small chance of getting laid again in my life. But a green human-turtle penis monster? I'd have better luck winning the lottery than finding some lesbian who came into contact with Ooze just after she finger banged a female Ninja Turtle.

That shit is just far too complicated for me.

Youve stepped into my realm of specialty... bullshit intelligence. If the Ooze has replaced the standard turtle ejaculate (what a word) then I beliwvw that once you finish the jerk, you would become a humanoid turtle sperm hybrid. So essentially, youd become a big tadpole which is less than awesome IMO

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

Youve stepped into my realm of specialty... bullshit intelligence. If the Ooze has replaced the standard turtle ejaculate (what a word) then I beliwvw that once you finish the jerk, you would become a humanoid turtle sperm hybrid. So essentially, youd become a big tadpole which is less than awesome IMO

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by CivicSpoon

Jesus. At least they are upfront with their stupid shit. I get "minor" shit like being asked to help a friend move some stuff for his sister in NYC, that "should only take 6 hours max". Leaving at Noon instead of 8am, getting there and being told we have to move all of her stuff, and then move a whole house full of stuff back to here in Syracuse. Sneaky fucking asians.

But damn, getting asked to drive all that way, and she didn't even give you a place to stay? Come on, be honest. You didn't go because you knew Chris Hansen was going to be there.

This "Drive Yourself To Cincinnati" dummy was all kinds of fucked in the brain. She was kind of a blind date type of deal but in a group hangout. She wasnt that good looking but seemed like I could defile her.

By the end of the night, we're at her place and she proceeds to give me not one but TWO hand jobs and not much else. She never even took a titty out. Just wanted to make out and

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by CivicSpoon

Oh shit, it is her. Like I said, I couldn't focus on her face enough to tell who it was. I'd hit it. She's a crazy bitch. First she admitted to voting for Obama solely because he's black, and then voted for Romney I think we all know full well about crazy bitches and what they're like in bed.

Oh Stacey has to have some of the best trim out there for how crazy she is. She could be literally engulfed in flames and Id still hit it or die trying. Course if Stacey Dash is lit on fire it was probably by the last man she was with for being so dam crazy

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by CivicSpoon

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Shit, I love Syracuse area weather! Went out for a smoke at 9:45. Rear deck is cleanly brushed with the light dusting we got this morning. 10:30 I go out to get some beer. Cars, driveway, and roads are covered in 2 inches of snow. Dry to 2 inches in 45 minutes. I freaking love this shit! I got to get me a snow board and snow mobile for next winter, for sure.