SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

Ive been told twice when being intro'd to a new "pharmacist" that Viagra is on the menu if thats what Im shopping for. Apparently the new generation loves popping any kinds of pill, even ones they shouldnt need at all

I've heard that ecstacy and cocaine make you limp. So maybe it's for e-tards and coke heads, who want to get laid when they're high.

[CivicSpoon]

Damn you guys are whoring it up. Last time I was here it was on page 9, now over night it's page 11. Keep up the good work gentlemen.

[TheSilentChamber]

Its on page 29 for me... because I'm old school default setting.

[CivicSpoon]

Just say the stupidest commercial ever. There's some early 20 something year old kid. He talks about how his dad told him when he was a kid, that he should never talk to strangers, and I think gave him something as a memento. Then he says as he was older (I'm drunk and just saw this commercial a minute ago but can't recall specifics, but that doesn't matter), to never use drugs, and gave him his grandfather's watch. Then this dude says, the day I was going to collage, I told my dad that he has to stop hitting mom, and I gave him a hug.

Ok. So this actor dudes father gives him advice, and gives him possessions every time he teaches him an important lesson. So when this dude, as he's leaving the home, and his mother and father alone for most of the time... he gives him his own "advice", that he should totally stop hitting his wife/the dudes mom. Like "Dad, please stop hitting mom. *hug* "Ok bye, I'm leaving now. Remember, no hitting you two. "

Seriously? WTF?

[00accord44]

Spoon you have got to be the WORST at coherent retelling of events Ive ever seen on the interweb and gotdammit I love you for it

[00accord44]

I always feel dumber after reading a long form Spoon post.... and its not like there are crazy big words or misspellings or bad grammar, thats where TSC shines. Spoon will fuck around and confuse the shit outta me with regular ass proper english

[00accord44]

But speaking of commercials, if/when I get laid off from my job then I figure I have a good 15 minutes of standup material on the Dragon speech recognition software commercial where some 10 year old kid talks about how he's too dumb to type or write but now will never have to learn cause Dragon does it for him.

This is the new generation of "I dont need to learn math. I'll have a calculator".... which for the most part held true. Do you ever NOT have a calculator nearby?

[00accord44]

That kid won't even be able to write a "Do You Like Me? Circle One" note to that redhead girl, Heather who he always wished he wouldve tried to hook up with and defile with his juvenile peen

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by CivicSpoon

Damn you guys are whoring it up.

[00accord44]

SO not that anyone cares, but I might have completely fucked myself in the fantaasy football semis today. Long story short, the site we use for some reason allows you to HAVE an illegal roster but doesnt tell you about it until you check to see how many points your team is projected to get.

I tried to be shifty and temporarily claim an extra RB since I knew the other guy needed one and there arent many good ones out there. But the rosters lock 10 min before gametime. I thought it was 5 min before gametime and now 'm fucked unless the commish can undo it.

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

and its not like there are crazy big words or misspellings or bad grammar, thats where tsc shines.

.... :/

[TheSilentChamber]

gifs are like the hipsters of the image format. Old, forgotten about for a decade (which is a lot longer in internet terms), then all of a sudden, RESURGENCE!

[TheSilentChamber]

Heh, some of the better beer commercials I've seen in a while.

[TheSilentChamber]

Heh, forgot to post the link, Here you go.

[TheSilentChamber]

god damnit

http://youtu.be/EYSwcV8odms