-=D/FW ALERT: mean man in civic=-

[diligent_dave]

Alrighty, so myself and my friends Jon-John and Chris are in Frankie's Taurus SHO. Frank is kicking serious ass on the freeway. On this outing kills already included a Focus (twice), a 5.Slo Mustang (stock), a 4.3L eXtreme, and a draw with an Integra (very awesome race-Frankie and the teg were nearly side by side doing a good deal over 100 when a cop was spotted on the side o the road, brakes were slammed and felonies were avoided).

Anywho, Frank comes up upon a neat looking civic with a wing, bodykit (that was flapping in the wind), rims, exhaust, big 'ol white face tach, dropped, with a silver "www.totallytwistedcreations.com" windshield banner tactfully located on his bumper.

Frank pulls along side him and after some tempting the rizzace was izzon. Frankie's SHO easily lays the smacketh downeth on this foo. It was toooo easy, so FRank slows down a little so the crackhead can catch up :o . Then he proceeds to beat him again.

So now the civic boy iz going crazy. He flashes some strobe lights and zips ahead of the SHO (after Frank slowed back down to 65, can you say ricer fly-by? I knew you could). The civic then swervesin front of Frank and slams the brakes, like, three times. Taking us down to a whopping rice-esque 35 mph on the freeway. When Frank tried to pass him he swerved at the car and nearly hit us in the quarterpanel (most likely this ish is how he screwed up his kit). Frank gets beside him eventually, now he is flipping us off and acting like a supreme fukknut. He's wanting to know if we want to fight him or some crap and he says "Do you want to fuk with me?!? Come on do you want some fatass?" He keeps doing this cool sh!t . We believe he was trying to show off in front of his woman, if that's what you want to call the wookie sitting next to him.

So trying not to get killed by a skinhead lookin' white crackheaded riced-out fagggotty a$$ mothafukkin dikk sukin cokksmoker (pardon my internet cusswords) Big Frank slow to the speed limit and cruises until we are all far away from him.



Bottomline: Look out for this idiot. He is a sore loser and probably needs his butt kicked.


Dave out.

[Davidov Speed WRC]

I'll steal the mofo's engine, so he can have a chance at racing.

Do you know of any good places to run a 1/8 or 1/4 mi, and/or run on a dyno around here?? I live in Arlington, any help?

[tk89acc]

There is a couple of places to race the 1/8th around here. There is Kennadale, Yellow Belly, Denton, Cedar Creek. You should be able to find the numbers in the phonebook. The only 1/4 is Ennis which is about a hour south of Dallas.

[diligent_dave]

Some friends and I go to Kennedale almost every Thursday. It'd be cool to see some more imports out there. Last Thursday was import night so there was quite a bit more than usual, but there should be more on a regular basis. The good thing about goin' to the track is that everyone wants to race and won't be a prick if they lose.

[SickLude]

Wzup Dave, hows it going man?

Kennedale is pretty cool, but id LOVE it even more if it was a quarter mile instead of an 8th. But its cool, it was recently bought out like last week by some rich guy, but he said hes not gonna change anything about it. Just renevate maybe.