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08-23-2006, 04:14 PM
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Re: Banter Thread Part 3 (Back with a Vengeance, this time its personal)
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08-23-2006, 04:33 PM
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Re: Banter Thread Part 3 (Back with a Vengeance, this time its personal)
okokok... I was looking for funny midget pictures for John and got one... (EDIT: If you look at the yellow jersey, it looks like it says "hamsters")
 But you GOTTA see this: http://www.thehumorarchives.com/humor/0001022.html - SAfe for Work
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08-23-2006, 04:39 PM
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Re: Banter Thread Part 3 (Back with a Vengeance, this time its personal)
Shortly after her wedding, the newlywed wife is complaining to her mother about her husband's insatiable sexual appetite.
"He wants to do it 15 times a day, anytime, anyplace, anywhere -- on the table, on the stairs, on the sofa, in the car, in the morning, in the afternoon, and in the evening. I can barely walk anymore!" The mother advises her daughter to tell him that she has her period, which seems like a good idea. So that evening, when the husband comes home from work, he proceeds to undress himself and his wife, when she stops him. "I'm sorry sweetie, but it's that time of the month." The husband gets up, looks at his wife, and says, "It's all good honey. I understand." He puts on a robe and walks away. The wife is somewhat surprised at the mature reaction of her husband, until a few minutes later he returns holding two glasses and a bottle of champagne. So she asks, "What's going on, dear?" "We're celebrating!" he replies. "Celebrating? What exactly are we celebrating?" she asks. "Anal sex week!"
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08-23-2006, 05:10 PM
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 Thats awesome, Jim.
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08-23-2006, 05:24 PM
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oh man thats bad
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08-23-2006, 05:31 PM
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I totally can't stop laughing at this one:
 What AF member does he remind you of??? BWAAAAAhahahahahahahaaa!
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08-23-2006, 05:38 PM
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L.M.A.O. This one ain't even right:
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08-23-2006, 05:44 PM
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08-23-2006, 05:48 PM
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And on that note! I introduce you to this Banter thread's first photoshopped pic (Aside from the one of KC that I made, which was posted by John in the first post)
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08-23-2006, 05:59 PM
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Re: Banter Thread Part 3 (Back with a Vengeance, this time its personal)
yea there is a striking similarity there
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08-23-2006, 06:24 PM
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 You bastards are all going to be posting from banlandia  .Very funny stuff though . Damn Jim.
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08-23-2006, 06:48 PM
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I read this last night, it was around 4 pages I think. I get home from work and its 9 pages?!?!?!! You guys definately have no lives, and I gotta quit my job to keep up with this
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08-23-2006, 06:50 PM
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As I recall from the first post in this thread..
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08-23-2006, 07:44 PM
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