Banter Thread Part 3 (Back with a Vengeance, this time its personal)

[Earlsfat]

Originally Posted by twospirits

Mr Squirrel Nuts

[ZL1power69]

Originally Posted by Earlsfat

YYYYICK!

(Note to ZL1powered69... If, at any time, you see a senior citizen (let alone a bunch of them) wearing a thong, be certain to immediately shut your eyes, remove yourself from the presence of the offending individuals and proceed to the nearest hardware store where you are to purchase the longest straight-bladed screw driver and immediately proceed to gouge your eyes out, and make sure you get them all out of there, that's why you bought the longest one being sold. Otherwise we won't believe you when you said it grossed you out. Not only did you notice old "dudes" wearing thongs, but you took the time to ascertain whether or not they were senior citizens. )

let me describe my actions: had eyes open only long enough to notice A. they were seniors and B. there were dudes in the group (took less than 1 sec), immediately ran the other way, and hurled in the nearest trash can. this was not in a store, but on the boardwalk.

[twospirits]

Strange, The first post of this new and improve (abit useless, postwhoring) thread was made at 9:42 AM and after 5 hours it has 40 posts.
Thats 8 per hour people.

At that rate....

200 posts in a 24 hour period, but since you all are not on 24 hours I figure maybe 10 hours = 32-33 posts per day.

At that rate, in 153 days this third installment of One life to Suck will then close. That should be on or close to Johns birthday of 1-1-2007.



Incidently the last banter thread (# 2) was open for exactly 206 days, which equals to 24.27 posts per day.

and the First banter thread (# 1) was open for exactly 361 days but I am only counting up to the 259th day which was when the 5000 mark was reached. That equals to 19.30 posts per day.

TS out (of other useless information)

[ZL1power69]

[twospirits]

Originally Posted by ZL1power69

let me describe my actions: had eyes open only long enough to notice A. they were seniors and B. there were dudes in the group (took less than 1 sec), immediately ran the other way, and hurled in the nearest trash can. this was not in a store, but on the boardwalk.

Yeah right, you say that now, but you failed to say is that while bending over the trash can hurling, one of the men in thongs screamed out, "new meat". And a loud thundering noise of old and new cattle was getting louder as they came closer to you. Don't believe me, Its all on video. Ask Rally he was the one in the crowd with a video camera.

TS out (of film)

[Rally Sport]

That was an funny day.. see I told you having a video camera all the time comes in handy.

Also, John, you knew the consequences of having food near a keyboard.

[97cavalier]

hey, 6 is not longer the biggest post whore on this one. ha.

[666_speed]

Bitch, I'm making my comeback! I've had to work :/ The fun has just got started!

[666_speed]

Did any of you pansies watch the season premier of Prison Break, season 2? I friggin' love that show!

[poormillionaire2]

Damn, you guys posted a lot of shit for one day. I checked in this morning at school around 9am or so, and now I just finished my homework at 9pm and got on. I can see this banter thread is headed in a sour direction.

And Prison Break looks like a dumb show. How many episodes can you make about someone trying to break out of prison? Who the hell signed off on that show?

[Rally Sport]

Yeah, I was expecting to see like a page or 2.. but theres almost 5!

[poormillionaire2]

I know, I had to go back and read all the pages. It was a pain because I can't read well in the first place. I used to ride the short bus to school.

[Rally Sport]

Notice that Jim (Earlsfat) has the lead in posts right now.. thats crazy as well.

[poormillionaire2]

Where the hell do you find out how many times a person has posted on a thread?

Besides, that won't last long, this place will get whored out pretty soon.

[Rally Sport]

Click on the replies button when you can click on this thread.. its to the right and it'll show the "who posted" list and.. who posted.

And yeah I know it wont be long, but im glad he's posting as many of his posts are funnier than Shannon's name.