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03-20-2002, 10:10 PM
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Re: Another one for the girlies of AF
For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage under the assumption that women need (or ought) to be trained for marriage...
TWO YEAR DEGREE A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Woman. That’s right, in just six mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real woman as well as earn a FA degree (Female Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline. FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule: WOMEN 101: Combating Stupidity WOMEN 102: It is YOUR job to do Housework WOMEN 103: PMS-Another excuse to be bitchy, and say not Tonight! WOMEN 104: We Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas Winter Schedule: WOMEN 110: Wonderful Masage Techniques WOMEN 111: Understanding the Male Response to Getting in at 4am WOMEN 112: Parenting: It End's with Conception EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II ECON 001A: What's his is his Spring Schedule: WOMEN 120: How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You’re Wrong WOMEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence WOMEN 122: YOU, the Weaker Sex WOMEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers = SEX ECON 001C: What Was Yours is His SECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule: SEX 101: You CAN'T Fall Asleep without It SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Play with IT! SEX 103: How to shut up After Sex SEX 104: Real women swollow WOMEN 201: How to Leave the Toilet Seat UP (Elective) (See Electives Below) Winter Schedule: WOMEN 210: The Remote Control: Leave it ALONE! WOMEN 211: How to not to Spit it out! WOMEN 212: You are the Designated Driver WOMEN 213: Honest, You Don’t Look Fat WOMEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries ?????? Spring Schedule: WOMEN 220: Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only) WOMEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Necessary WOMEN 222: Real Men Don't Ask for Directions WOMEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is Considered Foreplay WOMEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important, NOT Course Electives: EAT 101: Cooking Naked is sexy EAT 102: Utilization of Eating Utensils EAT 103: Burping and Belching are not allowed WOMEN 231: Mothers-in-law WOMEN 232: You Best Be Listening WOMEN 233: Just Say “Yes, Dear” ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her Just a thought for all the men out there. MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause GUYnocologist (poetic spelling) Ever notice how all of women’s problems are always blamed on men? It is just another reason for them to try and take out lives over and moan and groan :finger:    AAAAHHHH NOW THAT IS BETTER :finger:
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03-20-2002, 10:17 PM
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03-20-2002, 11:28 PM
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Razor..... AMEN BROTHER !!!! :flash: :flash: :flash: :flash:
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03-21-2002, 12:04 AM
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Hehehe just thought a bit of tongue and cheek was in order lol
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I know its a joke...:hehe:Rofl though Razor's version is better 
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Well someone had to stick up fer us dudes
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03-21-2002, 01:03 PM
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It's all lesbian propoganda I tell you!!
Why must women constantly dog men? They should have a class on that. And then they wonder why we must trade their asses in ever 10 years for the new model. |
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If they want equality they should be able to take the shit us men give each other.
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Razor: Where TF did you come out from?!?!?
At any rate, I'm going to have to send my b/f to that school even if I DON'T marry him!!!!! I think he has a lot to learn! :hehehe:
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03-21-2002, 09:30 PM
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How rude sending your B/F to that school. Tis ok us blokes can patition the government to make it manditory for all females to attend my school
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good one
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