SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

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This thread isn't a forum, its a man cave. E man cave, its the new E Cigarette

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Indeed.... SALUTE TO THE E MAN CAVE/CIGARETTE!!!

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Rule #1 no Ecigs in the eman cave.

Because, well... you look like a douche.

UNLESS** its loaded with hash oil

[00accord44]

Shit, you can do that?

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Some of them, yes.

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Last (only) time I saw an e-cig up close was when they first came out like 5 years ago. Dam thing had a plug and was the size of a curling iron

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..... Were you looking at a curling iron?

[00accord44]

Its possible. I was definitely drinking when I saw it

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I imagine you sticking a cigarette in a curling iron and being like "look, its and electronic cigarette"

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A short story by Sgt Acorn:

So back in the days when I hung out with the girl who smoked the E-cig, we (coworkers) all drank together on the regs at this bar called Fat Mans. The girl in that pic I posted would get shitfaced and one night got in an argument over her tab which led to her telling the owner of the bar that she had fucked her husband (not sure if it was true... she says a lot of shit)

So naturally, the girl got kicked out of the bar. I was outside drinking when it happened watching the volleyball games on the two courts they had out back. I see them tig-ol-Bs being shown out the gate by the bouncer and ask whats up. Maybe I was a little loud about it, but Im never one to start shit for no reason.

the bouncer didnt like something about the way I asked what was happening. Probably was me repeatedly saying "thats bullshit" but its not like I got really rowdy about it. He tells me that if I dont like it, I can leave too.

Me and the girl werent really fuck buddies yet, just a drunken make out once so its not like if I left it was for sure there would be a prize for me, so I stayed and drank with the remaining coworkers.

I get to work the following monday and hear that we (the entire building) were banned from having events at Fat mans and that two people were permabanned. One being the girl who said she fucked the owners wife, and the other being "the tall black guy in the red shirt". There were only two black guys there from my company and I was the one in the red shirt.

But why was I banned? Cause I allegedly got pissed and threw their giant potted plants into the parking lot. Did I do that? I wish. Those pots were gigantic so I dont know what type of roids they think I take, but I find it hard to believe a single person could "toss" them in the parking lot

Approx a year later, I nearly got a DUI driving to that bar to pick up that same girl while driving a camaro that I had on loan while my car was in the shop. Luckily I avoided the DUI




...that story wasnt as short as I anticipated, but fuck if I care

[TheSilentChamber]

1) That bitch sounds crazy.

2)

[00accord44]

oh there is no doubt about it, that bitch is bat shit crazy. Last time I was at her place was thanksgiving I think. At first it was me and another former coworker and I made herb brownies for us. Tigols was close to drunk when I got there but proceeded to get wasted.

She kept trying to convince me to ride with her to the house her dad used to own to remmove some shit from the brick wall outside cause she liked it and didnt want him to sell it with the house. Because I knew saying no would result in a long discussion about "why dont you want to help me?", I humored her and asked what tools she has. "theyre in the closet" she says.


this bitch had a random collection of flatheads and assorted fasteners. I told her that none of her tools were adequate for removing something from a brick wall and she was legitimately sad about it.

She then proceeded to ask me repeatedly for the rest of the night if I would ride with her to her dads house to remove the same dam whatever-the-fuck.

Solution: she cant ask dumb questions with a wang in her mouth

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....and that wang was my wang

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Oh, I forgot what two was. My bad.

My review of White Rhino are as follows:

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Originally Posted by 00accord44

oh there is no doubt about it, that bitch is bat shit crazy. Last time I was at her place was thanksgiving I think. At first it was me and another former coworker and I made herb brownies for us. Tigols was close to drunk when I got there but proceeded to get wasted.

She kept trying to convince me to ride with her to the house her dad used to own to remmove some shit from the brick wall outside cause she liked it and didnt want him to sell it with the house. Because I knew saying no would result in a long discussion about "why dont you want to help me?", I humored her and asked what tools she has. "theyre in the closet" she says.


this bitch had a random collection of flatheads and assorted fasteners. I told her that none of her tools were adequate for removing something from a brick wall and she was legitimately sad about it.

She then proceeded to ask me repeatedly for the rest of the night if I would ride with her to her dads house to remove the same dam whatever-the-fuck.

Solution: she cant ask dumb questions with a wang in her mouth

Handled with skill.