SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

[TheSilentChamber]

Journey... pft.

[TheSilentChamber]

While at the bar I seen a poster for a local cider company- slogan: "Cider so hard you'll blush."

I approve.



http://youtu.be/SWfUp70XMLI

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

This just hit me




Keepin it the fuck real

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh shit. That did not come out how I meant it to. LOFL. Damn, that came out like I'm a total racist prick elsewhere, but on here, I won't be one, if it's offensive. Shit, I feel like a douche. I just meant if I was wrong, and it was offensive (not sure anyone here could be offended by anything honestly), that I would not make such stereotypical comments again.

[TheSilentChamber]

Dude, that comment and the following truth was the best thing ever.

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[shameless self promotion]

https://www.facebook.com/BitterEndDesign

Latest post has 77 likes... Just saying... it could stand to be 79 :/ For only moments of your time you could like and share my page, and for that I won't do shit for a kid in Africa.

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[TheSilentChamber]

For every like you get me, she takes a hit and removes 2 pieces of clothing.

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

You sir, are dead on accurate! She is one of the drunk people in this picture

Shit, much better than the last bitch I tapped. She had small saggy tits, and only wore some crazy ass puzzle pieced workout bras, that had zippers in the front and shit. I mean damn, I just mastered unhooking a bra with one hand, and then I had to deal with that shit.

But I never would have guessed Polish. But dammmmmn she has some big ol' ta-tas.

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Thank you Mr. Arron Spoon Rabbelrouser.

(for the like)

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

For every like you get me, she takes a hit and removes 2 pieces of clothing.

Well thats two likes so far.... whip em out, picture lady

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

Do people still smoke crack? It seems like meth has generally replaced a lot of the bottom of the barrel drugs like crack.

I've been in the same room (a garage) with 3 people smoking crack before. That shit was too weird and over dramatic for me. I'd also like to immediately emphasize that all participants were in fact white, and from the suburbs. My friend who I went there with did it, and said he really only got high like he was on pot, and nothing more. The other 2 took their hits and "seemingly" passed out for 10 seconds or so. Pretty sure it was really just some weak ass shit, that barely got them high, and they were just pretending to look cool, because they were smoking crack.

But now I have to make a confession. I suppose I've actually smoked a form of crack before, because I've snow capped herb with cocaine that was cut with baking soda before. So it wasn't technically the real pure thing, but it's still some crazy shit.

I have done quite a bit of snow capping in my time, and I'd prefer not to do it ever again. The last time I did it was unintentional, from both parties. I was on my way to a concert (to see the band named "Down") with a close friend (also one of the crack smokers), and we were smoking from some shitty metal pipe that he didn't care if it got taken by security at the door. So we're driving about 2 hours away from our home town and decide to spark up. I was at a point where pot pretty much tweaked me out every single time, so I didn't assume anything was different at first. Then I started tweaking pretty hardcore with my heart racing, and being over higher that I assumed I should have been. I didn't say shit, because my friend always ripped on me for being a bitch, at the time, for not being able to handle pot properly. Out of no where, he says "holy shit I am seriously fucked up". I had never heard him say that before, and have only heard hims say that once or twice since then, after quitting for over a year each time. So I admit that I am too incredibly fucked up off of what should have been perfectly fine. Silence then followed for a minute or 2, and then "oh shit dude..." Apparently the shitty metal pipe was his sole instrument of smoking pot along with a lot of coke, and then not using it for 2 years. So not only were we smoking pot, but also pot & a copious amount of cocaine resin from a few years prior. It has now been a running joke about how the last time I smoked crack was on the way to the Down show. Technically factually incorrect, but amusing all the same (except at the time when it was frightening).

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by CivicSpoon

Shit, much better than the last bitch I tapped. She had small saggy tits, and only wore some crazy ass puzzle pieced workout bras, that had zippers in the front and shit. I mean damn, I just mastered unhooking a bra with one hand, and then I had to deal with that shit.

But I never would have guessed Polish. But dammmmmn she has some big ol' ta-tas.

Last time I was at her place and she was knocked out, I looked at her bra to check the size and it didnt have a tag. Either that or theyve moved the location of bra tags.

Ive seen front-clasp bras before, but none with a zipper... WTF?? the ones I saw just had two pieces that slid apart vertically. Just had to figure out which way was open and it was tits on parade

[TheSilentChamber]

I use my sword.

[00accord44]

"sword" eh? Seems dangerous for both of you

[TheSilentChamber]

Danger is my middle name.

[TheSilentChamber]

True story, I have an axe next to my door. Because hommie don't play