SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

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But were you drunk though??? Non-sober they actually dont cause the vomit

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Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

I'd knock the dust off that...

I didnt realize that there was NSFW Betty White shit out there on the interweb. I almost posted it before I took a closer look.

[TheSilentChamber]

The orange one is actually good (enough for 99cents).

[00accord44]

I think you just like the picture on the can... possibly while you're on the can

[TheSilentChamber]

I don't think so, Tim.

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Ever had a girl/chick/woman (whatever your pleasure) try so hard to trick you into defiling on her schedule that you didn't do her out of spite? That's been my day...... and I'm pretty proud of it

[TheSilentChamber]

by defiling... what are we talking here?

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Talking somewhat regular defiling although she did used to tell me to choke her... that was different

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But I defile when I want to dammit, not cause I get a really overproof text at 8:55 am

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As the late great Dr Patrice O'Neal said "ladies, you need to realize that men value their time like you value your p***y"

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Why is it that its perfectly fine to say all kinds of foul shit and spell it out here, but for some reason seeing p-u-s-s-y spelled out seems inappropriate?

Fucksupwithat?

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

Talking somewhat regular defiling although she did used to tell me to choke her... that was different

remember, push don't squeeze...


I can't tell you how many holes I had to dig in the woods before I learned that....

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[TheSilentChamber]

HA! I remember the little PSA's that used to be littered across NBC. Man I haven't watched NBC in a decade or better, once I got to where I made enough money to afford cable (never had it growing up) I never returned to the big 3.

[TheSilentChamber]

I just got perma-banned from 7-Eleven.