SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

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Originally Posted by Greenblurr93

I wonder how many posts you all would have if all the SOT threads magically disappeared...

Only taking away SOT and I should be around 6k or 7k. Take away COT from that and I'm down to about 3k. Take away the nonsense sprinkled elsewhere and I'm good for about 12 posts here

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.....and its a shaky 12

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Although I had an informal arrangement with a mod to change my post count to -25,000 so I could whore my way back to 0. That didnt happen

[Greenblurr93]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

Although I had an informal arrangement with a mod to change my post count to -25,000 so I could whore my way back to 0. That didnt happen

because mods cant change your post count... only admins can afaik

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Yeah there was a "I'll talk to so-n-so" as part of the deal. I guess I'm not a priority around here

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

Wow... Michael Jackson had one hell of an ass chin. How the fuck do you shave that thing?

With those ear hair trimmers I see in infomercials for?

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

Dude... keep it classy.... sheep only.

Not even fainting goats? They're just so easy to take advantage of...errr...I mean love and cherish.

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

Besides, if a goat catches wind of shenanananananagans...

My friend hasn't had cable or regular TV in like 5 years now (rents from a slum lord and is broke). All he has is his XBOX 360, with Netflix (free from a friend) and the NBCNews app (that he watches on repeat for hours).

So when that shooting at the LA airport happened a few months ago, they had an interview with someone at the airport. As soon as I heard the guys voice, I told my friend it sounded just like that Tory Belleci dude from Mythbusters (I believe I actually said the guy who wasn't the main 2 guys, & also wasn't the asian guy.) But it is the guy getting kicked in the junk by the goat. And it was. Apparently he and Grant (the asian dude) were there, trying to fly out for a Mythbusters shoot. Pretty crazy. Sorry, you can't have your 2 minutes back from reading this.

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by Greenblurr93

I wonder how many posts you all would have if all the SOT threads magically disappeared...

Surprisingly, I'd probably have far more than half. It's only been about a year since I've been a whore on a regular basis, at least here...

Hey! Don't judge me! Men pay more. And a mouth's a mouth, right?

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by CivicSpoon

My friend hasn't had cable or regular TV in like 5 years now (rents from a slum lord and is broke). All he has is his XBOX 360, with Netflix (free from a friend) and the NBCNews app (that he watches on repeat for hours).

So when that shooting at the LA airport happened a few months ago, they had an interview with someone at the airport. As soon as I heard the guys voice, I told my friend it sounded just like that Tory Belleci dude from Mythbusters (I believe I actually said the guy who wasn't the main 2 guys, & also wasn't the asian guy.) But it is the guy getting kicked in the junk by the goat. And it was. Apparently he and Grant (the asian dude) were there, trying to fly out for a Mythbusters shoot. Pretty crazy. Sorry, you can't have your 2 minutes back from reading this.

Yeah they were on there way to do coverage for Punkin Chunkin.

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by CivicSpoon

Surprisingly, I'd probably have far more than half. It's only been about a year since I've been a whore on a regular basis, at least here...

Hey! Don't judge me! Men pay more. And a mouth's a mouth, right?

Ummmm... your mouth or theirs?

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by Greenblurr93

i think i remember that guy....

Did you ban that guy? I can't remember how that went down.

[Greenblurr93]

Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

Did you ban that guy? I can't remember how that went down.

No, i dont believe i was a mod then.

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Originally Posted by CivicSpoon

Sorry, you can't have your 2 minutes back from reading this.

Im a slow reader. This took me four minutes and you'll be receiving an invoice soon. My time costs major coin. You're in the hole for upwards of 19 Banlandian cents..... but we can settle out of court for everyone's favorite small person, Emmanuel Lewis. I always wanted to own a Webster

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Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

Did you ban that guy? I can't remember how that went down.

But he remembers how your mom went down... OH! Hickory dickory dock-uh... your mom consumed my OHHH