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#31
07-25-2002, 10:44 AM
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Chapman: No, no -- the word, 'intercourse'. Good and woody. 'Inter-course.' 'Pert,' 'pert,' 'thighs,' 'botty,' 'botty,' 'botty' (getting excited), 'erogenous zo-o-one'. Ha ha ha ha -- oh, 'concubine', 'erogenous zo-o-one', 'loose woman', 'erogenous zone'...
(Idle calmly empties a bucket of water over Chapman) Chapman: Oh, thank you, dear. There's a funny thing, dear -- all the naughty words sound woody. 
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#32
07-25-2002, 01:25 PM
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Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O Brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin! He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin! His head smashed in and his heart cut out, And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged, And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off, And his penis... <Three headed kinigit confrontation!> MINSTREL: Brave Sir Robin ran away ROBIN: No! MINSTREL: Bravely ran away away ROBIN: I didn't! MINSTREL: When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled ROBIN: No! MINSTREL: Yes Brave Sir Robin turned about ROBIN: I didn't! MINSTREL: And gallantly he chickened out Bravely taking to his feet ROBIN: I never did! MINSTREL: He beat a very brave retreat ROBIN: Oh, lie! MINSTREL: Bravest of the brave Sir Robin ROBIN: I never! MINSTREL: Packing it in and packing it up And sneaking away and buggering off And chickening out and pissing off home Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge
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#33
07-25-2002, 03:16 PM
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#34
07-26-2002, 12:49 AM
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I have the complete song book sitting in my room.... :evillaugh care to retract your remarks? :finger:
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#35
07-26-2002, 11:32 AM
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Never! I break wind in your general direction!Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
*starts singing a song specially chosen to piss Moppie off..* Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam! 
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#36
07-26-2002, 01:31 PM
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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel And Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as shloshed as Schlegel There's nothing Nietszche couldn't teach ya 'Bout the raising of the wrist Socrates himself was permanently pissed
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#37
07-26-2002, 07:16 PM
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FO "The scransons above your heads are now ready to flange. Please unfasten your safety belts and press the emergency photoscamps on the back of the seats in front of you."
S: (looks out) Marvellous, milling about, climbing over the seats. FO: "Please find the emergency sprill in the washroom at the back and release it..." C: "but do not unfasten your safety belts." S: That got them back to their seats. FO: "The emergency sprill MUST be released..." C: "but do not leave your seats." FO: "Do not panic." C: "Tea will now be served."
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