SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

[00accord44]

If only I had any instinct as to why that is

[00accord44]

I think Im as dumb about tech as people at my job are about management

[00accord44]

Which would be a -3 on a 1 to 10 Scale

[00accord44]

Actually, I take that back. I'm like a 3/10 on tech and they're like a -7/10 on management. At least I know I'm dumb on tech but those fools are SO confident in their managerial stupidity. Similar to if I were to drop a 200 word post about why IE is the best browser.

[TheSilentChamber]

I think if I killed myself this would probably be the only place where anyone would notice I was gone.

No one would care, but at least y'all might briefly notice my absence.

They say if it feels like your friends never talk to you unless you talk to them first, just wait a few days and they'll contact you.... well I stopped texting people and posting on facebook weeks ago. No one ever noticed. Not a single person. Which is funny, because that's exactly how many people told me happy birthday too.

[00accord44]

I feel like all the friends I have that actually know me are not surprised at all that they dont hear from me unless I have some major news to share or wanna talk shit about their sports teams. I do WAY more socializing here than anywhere else. Stopped visiting FB a few years ago when it turned into the new myspace.

[00accord44]

I do wonder sometimes how long it would take for the people in my house to realize I was dead if my door was closed. There was a stretch of time when I was in high school that I didnt see my mom for about 5 days.... and we both were home on our normal schedules.

Not big on being social in my family. It makes for the "saddest" holiday reporting ever.

Work People: You have a good Thanksgiving?
Me: Yup
Them: You eat alot?
Me: Nope
Them: You got to see your family though, right?
Me: Nope
Them: So what did you do?
Me: Ate a PBnJ in my room by myself while I watched football. It was magnificent

[00accord44]

and cheer up, Bucko! Youre only like 29 right? You have an entire decade of self loathing ahead of you when you turn 30 and decide you haven't accomplished nearly what you thought you would have by then. So if youre gonna off yourself, at least give it til your third decade..... and at least put it on the youtube so we know what happened to you

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

I think if I killed myself this would probably be the only place where anyone would notice I was gone.

No one would care, but at least y'all might briefly notice my absence.

They say if it feels like your friends never talk to you unless you talk to them first, just wait a few days and they'll contact you.... well I stopped texting people and posting on facebook weeks ago. No one ever noticed. Not a single person. Which is funny, because that's exactly how many people told me happy birthday too.

I hear ya man. Well...other than the fact that I live with my parents. Pretty sure they would notice, because I routinely walk through the house to the back yard to smoke. Beyond that, I have one friend who calls or texts me a couple times a week. Fuck people. It doesn't pay to have friends. The only other time people call me is when they want something.

But yeah, we'd sure notice. Of course we'd first contact Amy or Mr. Greenblurr93, to see if you were just banned again

[CivicSpoon]

Anyone ever watch Street Outlaws on the Discovery channel? I've seen commercials for it all the time, and finally decided to check it out tonight.

Typical "reality" tv nonsense. Bunch of redneck dudes who claim to have the fastest street cars in the U.S. They have their own Top 10 list of racers, and compete against each other. Lots of american muscle and trucks, and no imports. They go to "the spot" to race, and the shit is most certainly a drag strip, rather than an actual street. Add in "I'm going to kick this dudes ass" and have a brief shoving match that is horribly acted out = *yawn*

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by CivicSpoon

The only other time people call me is when they want something.

Aint that the fuckin truth. Anybody who's my friend knows that I do texts and I hate talking on the phone so I know when I get a "Call me bro" text or vmail that its some shit Im really not trying to hear...... so I usually ignore it til they text me or catch me in a good mood to hear some bullshit.

"Hell is other people", as the saying goes.

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by CivicSpoon

Anyone ever watch Street Outlaws on the Discovery channel? I've seen commercials for it all the time, and finally decided to check it out tonight.

I checked out one segment a little while back while flipping channels. I had the same reaction you did. Fake reality aka "scripted reality" (cause reality is so often scripted for us) is the worst of tv nowdays. I used to think all the reality shows were bad, but that was back when they were still somewhat real aside from the camera crews being present.

I choose now to limit my fake reality to Paranormal Witness and similar shows on Destination, Discovery, and Science. Well, the shows on science arent faked but I watch all the theoretical "How the Universe Works" type shit

[00accord44]

....see now Im gonna wonder if theres a dead postwhore somewhere in Portlandia til TSC appears again. Not to turn our happy whore sanctuary into the land of serious talk but the "what the fuck am I even here for" feeling blows giant balls which does lead to some iffy rationalizations for chalking shit up..... been there, but never came actually close to doing that. Gave it more thought than I wish I had, but I feel like smart people are miserable by nature. The smarter you are, the harder it is to fool yourself into thinking your life is great. Hence why stupid people are always so happy until they're confused, which only lasts until their feeble brain forgets what it was confused about and they're happy again.


Fucking cheery ass mongoloid retards

[00accord44]

Random double post..... be a shame to see it just go away. Instead lets put it to good use (this is how the slippery slope starts)

[00accord44]

My bad... too much serious shit. WTF am I doing to this thread???


Break it down for us, dancing bear