Banter Thread Part 3 (Back with a Vengeance, this time its personal)

[wrightz28]

I'd mod in a trunk monkey to amke sure all it's pieces stay where they belong

[poormillionaire2]

Originally Posted by wrightz28

I'd mod in a trunk monkey to amke sure all it's pieces stay where they belong

Good point, maybe its not even worth buying another nice car.

[2.2 Straight six]

Originally Posted by poormillionaire2

But since I still have visual inspection here, I may ask them if they can throw a pair of cats on it like they do with the pacesetter Y-pipe. If not, then I would have to settle for the catted-Y and LM2 catback.

just find a bent inspector.

we have MOTs here, which are annual and they cover the whole car. from bulbs to brakes and emissions too.

however, i can get one without even taking the car with me.

[poormillionaire2]

Yeah, but the trick is finding one. And I apathetic and lazy for 95% of my life.

[2.2 Straight six]

then settle for less power. your choice.

i've had an MOT test done for a car that didn't have an engine in it. emissions came up real good.

[wrightz28]

Originally Posted by poormillionaire2

Yeah, but the trick is finding one. And I apathetic and lazy for 95% of my life.

I foresee a wonderful Honda Civic in your future.

[poormillionaire2]

Originally Posted by wrightz28

I foresee a wonderful Honda Civic in your future.

Isn't that an oxymoron?

[wrightz28]

Originally Posted by poormillionaire2

Isn't that an oxymoron?

It's been many years, almost 2 decades, since I've had to use oxy or clearisel, no need for the name calling.

[wrightz28]

Eh well, it's Miller time boys and girls, everybody enjoy their rabbit on Sunday

[poormillionaire2]

Originally Posted by wrightz28

It's been many years, almost 2 decades, since I've had to use oxy or clearisel, no need for the name calling.

If you don't get it, just look it up in Webster's. Don't worry, I won't tell too many people.

[2.2 Straight six]

Originally Posted by poormillionaire2

Isn't that an oxymoron?

yes, like Military Intelligence.

[poormillionaire2]

Or jumbo shrimp...

[2.2 Straight six]

Or cheap Snap-on..

i can't even get it cheaper by buying if off the US site and having it shipped to a friend who'll in turn ship it to me.

my account doesn't work with Snap-on US, and i have to give a billing address to get a US one. which i can't.

[666_speed]

Funny story.

I just got back from Florida.

I was stung by a jelly fish.

My leg is now swolen and infected and hurts like a mother f****r.

Grrr.

[stepho]

Originally Posted by 666_speed

Funny story.

I just got back from Florida.

I was stung by a jelly fish.

My leg is now swolen and infected and hurts like a mother f****r.

Grrr.

just be glad your incounter with florida wildlife wasnt worse. some lady was riding in a boat and a stingray jumped out of the water and hit the woman in the face knocking her over and she hit her head on the boat and died.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/20/sti...ref=newssearch

edit: link added for nonbelievers