SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

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Saturday - 12:15am - Evanston, IL

Materials in hand, I drive to Casa de Lulu where we plan to smoke either in her back yard or in the car while parked next to her house

As I turn onto her block, we notice that there is an Evanston PD Tahoe in the middle of a three-point turn farther down the block. We think nothing of it (EPD cruises that block and area routinely).

I park where I usually do (we have done this numerous times before) and Lulu gets to rolling in the back seat

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Saturday - 12:17am - Evanston, IL

As Lulu is about 60% done preparing an extendo blunt (two garcia vegas connected), me and Joe notice the police Tahoe creeping up the alley from the other end. We tell Lulu to stash the stuff ASAP

The Tahoe rolls past/behind my parked car in the row but then busts out the spotlight and shines it on an empty car parked a ways up in the lot.

Seeing, nothing in that car, they reverse back to my car and shine the light through my tints. At this point, Lulu has had a good 60 seconds to stash the stuff.

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Saturday - 12:18am - Evanston, IL

A female office approaches my side fo the car, and asks "what are you doing here?"

"Dropping her off" I say, pointing to Lulu in the back seat

She looks in the back and says "Hi Kelly (Lulu), we haven't seen you in a while. Youmust be staying out of trouble. Are you okay?"

Kelly (Lulu) says "Yeah Im fine. They're just dropping me off"

Female officer (to me): Smells like weed in the car. You guys out here smoking?

Me: Nope, not now

Officer: When's the last time?

Me: Whens the last time I smoked or whens the last time I smoked in the car?

Officer: How bout both?

Me: Last time I smoked? Earlier today. Last time in the car? A couple days ago.

Officer: You sure? I can smell it in the car. It smells fresh

Me; Yeah, Im sure

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Saturday - 12:20am - Evanston, IL

The other female officer in the Tahoe has come to the passenger side and asked Joe for his ID/info. They pull him out of the car

Two seconds late, the officer on my side pulls me out of the car as well. A male officer has arrived as backup (along with three others) and pats me/Joe down for weapons

Female officer: Im not gonna find any baggies or anything in the car? Anything i should know about??

Me: Nope, not a thing

Officer: No weapons? Guns? Knives?

Me: Nope

Officer: Any dead bodies in the trunk?

Me: Not today (I really enjoyed saying that to her)

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Saturday - 12:24am - Evanston, IL

The officers found nothing of interest on any of us (including Lulu who was patted down by the second female officer). The guy begins a full search of the car while we sit against the trunk and the first female keeps us occupied with questions and converstaion

Female officer: So look, you know where you're at. Its late on a Friday night and your pulling into the alley in a high crime neighborhood. We gotta check it out. We dont care if youre smoking weed. We care about major stuff like guns

Me: Ive lived in Evanston for a looong time and never been involved in anything like that

Officer: Well good, but you know we have to keep a close eye on things in this area

Me: Yeah I get you, but we don't do any of that

Meanwhile the guy is fucking dismantling the inside of my car, looking for drugs

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Saturday - 12:30am - Evanston, IL

The guy is still tearing the car apart trying to find weed.

Female officer: Look, we know you guys are smoking, and we dont care.... we just wanna know where it is

Me: I smoked earlier today but theres nothing in the car

Officer: Yeah well when I came up to the car, I could smell it and it was fresh. We know you got some

The search inside the car continues.....

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Saturday - 12:36am - Evanston, IL

As the guy still can't find shit, the female officer keeps plugging away with the questioning

Officer: Do you work?

Me: Yeah

Officer: Where?

Me: IRI. We do market research

Officer: What??

Me: Its a market research company called IRI.

Officer: Where is that?

Me: 150 N Clinton, Chicago

Officer: Whats your social?

Me: HUH??

Officer: Your social security number... .do you know it?

Me: I know it, but I don't see why that's relevant

Officer: Well what is it?

Me: I'm sorry and I swear I'm not trying to be difficult but I've dealt with police plenty of times and never been asked my social. That's weird to me

Officer: Well what's your phone number then?

Me: *gives it up*

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Saturday - 12:50am - Evanston, IL

The guy finally gives up on the car search after finding a bunch of nothing. they were all SO sure that we had weed in the car that they spent a half hour of five officers time looking for it.

The first female officer hands me back my license finally

Officer: Okay we didn't find anything major in the car, just some seeds, so you're free to leave. Thanks for cooperating

Me: Sure thing

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Saturday - 12:51am - Evanston, IL

We get back in my car as the police all pull away, back to finding the real crime in the mean streets of Evanston.

Me: (to Joe and Lulu) Did you her her say "we found seeds"???

Joe: Yeah, I was about to raise my hand and say "uhhh excuse me, but we dont smoke shit with seeds in it" but I figured it wan't gonna help

Me: You notice how she said "youre free to leave" like we're sposed to be scared off now?

Joe: Right, like we're from out of town or something. Bitch we've been here longer than you have!


So we then rolled up my windows, walked over to Lulu'sbackyard, and began the process of blunt repair, reconstruction, and consumption.

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Saturday - 1:40am - Evanston, IL

We're done hanging out at Lulu's and Im gonna take Joe back home. Who do we see parked at the closest intersection where they would be able to see my car leave??? Thats right, our favorite two female cops.

Seems like they must have parked over there as soon as they left us in peace and waited to see when we left or what else would happen in the parking lot. Thankfully they opted not to go for another round of "Lets Search Your Car" and we rolled past without an incident





How many posts did I tell that story in?? Not enough

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

Saturday - 1:40am - Evanston, IL

We're done hanging out at Lulu's and Im gonna take Joe back home. Who do we see parked at the closest intersection where they would be able to see my car leave??? Thats right, our favorite two female cops.

Seems like they must have parked over there as soon as they left us in peace and waited to see when we left or what else would happen in the parking lot. Thankfully they opted not to go for another round of "Lets Search Your Car" and we rolled past without an incident





How many posts did I tell that story in?? Not enough

Yeah, not nearly as many as I was expecting.


So was the weed LuLuVaJaJa flavored after that incident?

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

Yeah, not nearly as many as I was expecting.


So was the weed LuLuVaJaJa flavored after that incident?

I was thinking the same thing lol Damn lucky women, and their built in pouches.

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Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

Yeah, not nearly as many as I was expecting.


So was the weed LuLuVaJaJa flavored after that incident?

Originally Posted by CivicSpoon

I was thinking the same thing lol Damn lucky women, and their built in pouches.

According to her, it wasnt stored all the way up in "natures pocket" but it makes for a way better story if she did.

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Fuck Im only 4 posts away from 11k???

Lets take care of that right the fuck now

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Originally Posted by 00accord44

Fuck Im only 4 posts away from 11k???

Lets take care of that right the fuck now