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05-07-2003, 08:54 AM
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A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous
anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her private parts. In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest country doctor. Being a hunter himself, the doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry lady demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area... and I'm sorry, they all turned me down.   Never pay again for live sex! | Hot girls doing naughty stuff for free! | Chat for free!
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Someone needs to PM me the punchline or something, cuz I don't get it. :o
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the lady ones one of those obnoixiuos 'save the enviroment' people, and so the doctor showed her how annoying her crazy rules were. it was funny!
i think.
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come on yogs you can do better than that
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what i wanna know is...how'd she get splinters in her private parts O_o?!
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good stuff dude!!
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 Yeah yeah, fricking tree huggers are the enemy :right: |
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