SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

[00accord44]

Not that theres anything wrong with disemboweling noobs

[TheSilentChamber]

I voted.

[00accord44]

Voted? What the fu- ...goddam I wish I wasnt the only sober one here

[00accord44]

could really go for a few glasses of this right about now

[00accord44]

I've had a bottle of this unopened in my drawer for well over a year now.... not sure why I havent taken it down

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

Ive never had the white rhino but a buddy of mine who home grows is working to change that. Should be ready in April

Meh (yeah...a fucking meh). I don't trust names anymore. There are too many seed companies, and too many pharmacists who just make up their own names to sell their shit. I got some "Sour Diesel" before, for doing some work on a guys car. It was nothing special. In fact it looked and tasted like some typical Canadian beaster shit. A few months later, I tried some "Sour Diesel" from someone else, and it was completely different (in taste, look, and slightly more potent). I have a friend who ordered some seed from some company in B.C. Canada, called Grand Daddy Purp. It was supposed to be great, and purple. It was neither, and a google search at the time resulted in like 4 different names.

TLDR: I don't trust "names" of herb. Because they really don't mean shit.

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

I've had a bottle of this unopened in my drawer for well over a year now.... not sure why I havent taken it down

Because it's in a dark drawer, and is now 13+ years old. If you haven't opened it now, as long as it's in a dark environment, fuck it. Don't open that shit until there's a celebration.

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by CivicSpoon

Meh (yeah...a fucking meh). I don't trust names anymore. There are too many seed companies, and too many pharmacists who just make up their own names to sell their shit. I got some "Sour Diesel" before, for doing some work on a guys car. It was nothing special. In fact it looked and tasted like some typical Canadian beaster shit. A few months later, I tried some "Sour Diesel" from someone else, and it was completely different (in taste, look, and slightly more potent). I have a friend who ordered some seed from some company in B.C. Canada, called Grand Daddy Purp. It was supposed to be great, and purple. It was neither, and a google search at the time resulted in like 4 different names.

TLDR: I don't trust "names" of herb. Because they really don't mean shit.

I agree with you on that. The dispensaries are a little different, while they purchase, or have donated, from people who can name it whatever, at least they acquiring it regularly and naming it consistently in their shops. Furthermore why

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by CivicSpoon

Because it's in a dark drawer, and is now 13+ years old. If you haven't opened it now, as long as it's in a dark environment, fuck it. Don't open that shit until there's a celebration.

I had 8 year old beer a while back. It was very similar to drinking mud- in texture and consistency.

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

could really go for a few glasses of this right about now

(Did this in reverse order because I'm drunk).

Never tried it before. Wish I did though. But my ship on Bourbon Whiskey has sailed for a few years, unfortunately. I simply can't touch the stuff, which is a serious disrespect to my U.S.A. heritage. I drank too much Wild Turkey 101, for too long, that the flavor makes me sick. I can only drink rum now, or shit Canadian whiskey, when I drink liquor. It sucks, but I liken it to people who can't drink tequila anymore, because it makes them violent. Only Bourbon Whiskey makes me violently ill.

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

I had 8 year old beer a while back. It was very similar to drinking mud- in texture and consistency.

Shit. That is horrible. Quality beer should be like an aged wine or liquor, not like sludge. Shit, I've had 3-5 year old Labatt before, that was just skunky. Was it a craft beer gone wrong, or a generic beer?

[00accord44]

the girl thats attached to a vag I occasionally defile always has cheap plastic bottle canadian whiskey at her place. I drink it cause its there but it makes me appreciate the Knob Creek so much more.


As for this Johnny Walker, its definitely out of direct light now and always has been, but the drawer is plastic so Im not sure if its really "aging" it

[00accord44]

....and now the bottle has been wrapped in a black pillowcase to be opened when I make my first million or go completely broke trying

[00accord44]

But Im definitely gonna need to get a bottle of KC soon cause I got a taste for whiskey

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

the girl thats attached to a vag I occasionally defile always has cheap plastic bottle canadian whiskey at her place. I drink it cause its there but it makes me appreciate the Knob Creek so much more.


As for this Johnny Walker, its definitely out of direct light now and always has been, but the drawer is plastic so Im not sure if its really "aging" it

A girl attached to a vag, who drinks shit Canadian whiskey. She's a "thick" white girl isn't she? (If I'm wrong I will apologize and never make a stereotypical joke ever again on these forums).

It's not a 50 year old woman's tits, so I'd say it's doing much better aging than it could be. Just sayin'. (To prevent any sexism in this thread, 50+ year old ball sacks sag pretty "good" too. So no disrespect meant).