SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

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Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

Guess who has two thumbs and got busted with weed by a trooper! This guy right here!

Shaiser.... but youre not locked up, so thats good. Unless the jails in OR are really hospitable.

Shmoking in the car I take it??

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Originally Posted by 00accord44

Shaiser.... but youre not locked up, so thats good. Unless the jails in OR are really hospitable.

Shmoking in the car I take it??

Holy shit im way behind. I was on the last page still

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

Shaiser.... but youre not locked up, so thats good. Unless the jails in OR are really hospitable.

Shmoking in the car I take it??

Nope and I dunno and nope.

Its decriminalized here- just got a ticket. I don't know how the jails here are... probably jail-y. And I was actually fishing and he walked down to see if had a fishing license and seen it in my tackle box.

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Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

Nope and I dunno and nope.

Its decriminalized here- just got a ticket. I don't know how the jails here are... probably jail-y. And I was actually fishing and he walked down to see if had a fishing license and seen it in my tackle box.

Aw man you weren't even smoking it?? That's weak shit on his part.

In a similar but very different note, I got pulled over Saturday night cause I was "flying" through an intersection trying to beat the red light camera but the cop says "I didn't clock you so I can't get you for that, but your sticker is expired". ....lame :

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I used to get many of ticket for inspired expection stickers.

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I used to get many of ticket for inspired expection stickers.

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

Nope and I dunno and nope.

Its decriminalized here- just got a ticket. I don't know how the jails here are... probably jail-y. And I was actually fishing and he walked down to see if had a fishing license and seen it in my tackle box.

Damn, that's bullshit. Those clowns don't have anything better to do with their time, or the tax payer's money.

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by CivicSpoon

Damn, that's bullshit. Those clowns don't have anything better to do with their time, or the tax payer's money.

Always that friend too... the one that closes the lid on the tacklebox suddenly as the cop walks up... then doesnt offer to help pay for the ticket even though he was smoking too, and the cop probably would never have even looked in the tackebox if he hadnt slammed it shut.

Friends...

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

Always that friend too... the one that closes the lid on the tacklebox suddenly as the cop walks up... then doesnt offer to help pay for the ticket even though he was smoking too, and the cop probably would never have even looked in the tackebox if he hadnt slammed it shut.

Friends...

Also I got drunk last night.


Realllllly drunk.



Puked on the couch

and the bed.

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Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

Also I got drunk last night.


Realllllly drunk.



Puked on the couch

and the bed.

Well you get an A for being thorough

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Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

Always that friend too... the one that closes the lid on the tacklebox suddenly as the cop walks up... then doesnt offer to help pay for the ticket even though he was smoking too, and the cop probably would never have even looked in the tackebox if he hadnt slammed it shut.

Friends...

Reminds me of my friend in college who had an open bottle of beer in my car when campus police pulled me over for some reason.... I think I made a u turn they didn't like or some shit. Anyway, this drunk fuck does ok by putting the bottle down by his leg to hide it but failed at shutting the fuck up while the cop talked to me. Cop repeatedly has to say "I'm talking to him, not you" and swings that big Mag light beam across his side of the car. Gotdam fool

Listen kids, when you're a passenger in a car when the cops pull up then speak only when spoken to. Also a good idea to not have open bottles in the car

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

Always that friend too... the one that closes the lid on the tacklebox suddenly as the cop walks up... then doesnt offer to help pay for the ticket even though he was smoking too, and the cop probably would never have even looked in the tackebox if he hadnt slammed it shut.

Friends...

Originally Posted by 00accord44

Reminds me of my friend in college who had an open bottle of beer in my car when campus police pulled me over for some reason.... I think I made a u turn they didn't like or some shit. Anyway, this drunk fuck does ok by putting the bottle down by his leg to hide it but failed at shutting the fuck up while the cop talked to me. Cop repeatedly has to say "I'm talking to him, not you" and swings that big Mag light beam across his side of the car. Gotdam fool

Listen kids, when you're a passenger in a car when the cops pull up then speak only when spoken to. Also a good idea to not have open bottles in the car

That's why I keep those kind of people as acquaintances, rather than as actual friends. Most of the time they are even acquaintances, because I'm too nice of a person to just tell them to fuck off. Some people will just never learn to be discrete, or to shut their fucking mouths when cops are around, unless their the ones driving. Shit should be common sense to most people, especially when you're doing some gray area or illegal shit.

Luckily, I've only had experiences with law enforcement where I didn't get into trouble.

- Smoked a blunt with some friends below a secluded bridge, and then I bought like a dub ($20 worth of herb) from a friend, and within seconds a cop car pulls up on us. Cop is smiling and simply says "we just wanted to make contact with you, and know you were here." Went and sat in his car, with his partner. Didn't even check our IDs or anything. And there's no way he didn't smell the shit on us. We sat there discussing how lucky we were, for about 10 minutes and decided to leave. They were still parked on the other side of the bridge pillar from us, and never did shit.

- Walking around my neighborhood with a backpack full of bud lights, a joint in my pockets, chugging beers, with a friend/co-worker; because we were fucking bored as shit. At the same time, my friends 40 year old co-worker happens to be setting off fireworks half a mile away through the neighborhood. Cops pull up, seeing the open containers. Ask about fireworks, of course I have my ex-roommates backpack with 2 smoke bombs and a bong hitter piece. They do a light search, find the smoke bombs/hitter piece, & joint in my pants pocket, and we pour out the beers. They take the smoke bombs, hitter piece, and grind the joint under their heals, and we're on our way.

- Finished working on an Accord Wagon with my friend, so we, and his roommate, go to drop the car off to the "ethnically diverse" part of the City. Drop the car off, my friend gets paid (in cash and others....) and we're leaving the "ethnically diverse" area. Bam, get pulled over for DWW... Driving While White, in the wrong fucking neighborhood. Luckily we're white . I'm in passenger seat, listening to everything the driver is saying, and I forgot my wallet in my car (only time it's ever happened btw). Second cop comes to my window, and basically asks (in my naive brain) "So you guys came here together because it's the bad part of town? Of course I said, "Yeah", because we don't want to get shot or jacked for money or my friend's room mates car. A minute or 2 later, the driver gets pulled out of the car, and the bullshit starts. They claim I'm telling them a completely different story, from the passenger seat, about why we're down there, and asking if there's anything illegal in the car. Typical cop bullshit, trying to turn one person against another for no legit reason. Driver says "Nope", and we're on our way.

Very simply with my interactions with law enforcement. Don't act a fool, don't overreact, and just be cool. People who don't understand that, can't possibly be my friend. Unfortunately I know far more people who can't follow those "rules", but I've certainly figured out those who can.

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Originally Posted by CivicSpoon

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So, I had Moe's, "mexican" food for the first time tonight. It's was alright, had a quesadilla; shat twice since I ate it so not too great. But their soda machine is magnificent. I had a Sprite, with grape flavoring added to it. I fucking love grape drink. It was seriously fantastic. My sister-in-law swears by raspberry Coke. Might be worth just buying a drink and/or a small taco, just for the crazy drink machine.

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Originally Posted by CivicSpoon

So, I had Moe's, "mexican" food for the first time tonight. It's was alright, had a quesadilla; shat twice since I ate it so not too great. But their soda machine is magnificent. I had a Sprite, with grape flavoring added to it. I fucking love grape drink. It was seriously fantastic. My sister-in-law swears by raspberry Coke. Might be worth just buying a drink and/or a small taco, just for the crazy drink machine.

Oh yeah I forget the name of those, but those Coke "Mix It Yourself" machines are great! I rarely get to use one since I do most of my ordering in the drive thru and it seems wrong to task those people (whadd'you mean those people??) with my crazy mix ideas.

Grape drink is phenomenal though

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Originally Posted by CivicSpoon

Bam, get pulled over for DWW... Driving While White, in the wrong fucking neighborhood. Luckily we're white

So true. As Dave Chappelle said "you allllways need a white guy in the group to do the talking when the police get there"