SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

[00accord44]

Fuck, an axe? You got medieval knights trying to break in or you waiting for the zombie apocalypse?

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

Last time I was at her place and she was knocked out, I looked at her bra to check the size and it didnt have a tag. Either that or theyve moved the location of bra tags.

Ive seen front-clasp bras before, but none with a zipper... WTF?? the ones I saw just had two pieces that slid apart vertically. Just had to figure out which way was open and it was tits on parade

Seriously. After too long of a struggle, she just pulled it off with force, rather than unzipping it, and was perplexed that I had never seen such a thing. She even asked my female roommate at the time (who was her boss and also a heavy chested woman), why I was so confused. Clearly a bad sign for my manhood, having her ask that. Man card was about to be physically handed in, for good reason. But my roommate told me she didn't have a clue what the fuck she was talking about either (manhood partially saved).

[TheSilentChamber]

carbon reinforced handle, springs for 3x impact force.

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by CivicSpoon

Seriously. After too long of a struggle, she just pulled it off with force, rather than unzipping it, and was perplexed that I had never seen such a thing. She even asked my female roommate at the time (who was her boss and also a heavy chested woman), why I was so confused. Clearly a bad sign for my manhood, having her ask that. Man card was about to be physically handed in, for good reason. But my roommate told me she didn't have a clue what the fuck she was talking about either (manhood partially saved).

Just get a god damn sword. When someone tries to take your man card, sword their ass!

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

True story, I have an axe next to my door. Because hommie don't play

Seriously, no judgement here. But... are you a fucking Juggalo?

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by CivicSpoon

Seriously. After too long of a struggle, she just pulled it off with force, rather than unzipping it, and was perplexed that I had never seen such a thing. She even asked my female roommate at the time (who was her boss and also a heavy chested woman), why I was so confused. Clearly a bad sign for my manhood, having her ask that. Man card was about to be physically handed in, for good reason. But my roommate told me she didn't have a clue what the fuck she was talking about either (manhood partially saved).

Once you have her to the point where she's pullng the titties out, you already won

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by CivicSpoon

Seriously, no judgement here. But... are you a fucking Juggalo?

like ICP juggalo?

[CivicSpoon]

^ Is there any other kind of Juggalo?

[00accord44]

Is there another kind of juggalo?

[TheSilentChamber]

daw, you two are cute. Darling.



And no.

[00accord44]

....fuck. Beat me to it

[TheSilentChamber]

Does that count as a double post?

[00accord44]

I think me and Spoon melded minds over titty talk

[TheSilentChamber]

I'm giggling at everything. And I'm a little drunk in addition.

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

Once you have her to the point where she's pullng the titties out, you already won

Not sure about that. In the TMI range... She begged me to tell her how tight she was (I think she gave birth to a child, because she was in fact not, in any sense of reality). She also told me she wore G-strings because her past boyfriend told her that her ass was amazing. Decent, yes. Fantastic enough to wear a G-string? I'm no prize, so I didn't tell her the truth to that comment.