SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!! - Page 124

TheSilentChamber · 01-15-2014, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by CivicSpoon

Someone finished off those last three, last night, and then packed up some more...

Theheheh

00accord44 · 01-15-2014, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

We have a guy at work named Mike, and his initials are MM. I really want to start calling him Millimeter Mike... but I think that might hurt his feelings. He's one of those... sensitive types.

I mean unless theres stories going around that say he has minimal wangage then I dont see why he'd be so gotdam burt over it. Youre not sposed to like the nicknames people give you..... thats why they give em to you.

00accord44 · 01-15-2014, 01:42 PM

One of my friends from my old job was "outed" by his former wife (while she was still his wife) that he has a lil guy. She did this at the table at the office Christmas party in front of me and a couple other guys.... she held her pinky up and everything.

From then on whenever this guys name was spoken among friends, we held up the pinky. He laughed about it... cause he's not a pansy

TheSilentChamber · 01-15-2014, 01:44 PM

What a bitch.

00accord44 · 01-15-2014, 01:45 PM

Yeah it was a total cunt move. She's actually not as cunty as that story makes her out to be, but after a few glasses of wine the inner cunt came out

TheSilentChamber · 01-15-2014, 01:51 PM

Maybe she just had a huge gaping vadge?

00accord44 · 01-15-2014, 01:53 PM

I wish we had asked her that immediately but we were kinda in shock that she had told us about our friends packich

TheSilentChamber · 01-15-2014, 01:55 PM

lol

00accord44 · 01-15-2014, 01:56 PM

last week I met up with the guy to grab some food and he told me about how he's sure she cheated on him and shit. He's my boy (youre mah boy Blue!!) but I do kinda wanna bang his soon-to-be ex wife. She has some tigols which we, his friends, complimented him on regularly

00accord44 · 01-15-2014, 01:57 PM

but without his express consent, I wouldn't do it....... well probably

TheSilentChamber · 01-15-2014, 02:12 PM

Flip a coin.

TheSilentChamber · 01-15-2014, 04:15 PM

A big gold coin with titties on one side, and titties on the other side.

TheSilentChamber · 01-15-2014, 04:23 PM

So big that the coin is more of a sphere. A quad sphere, of sorts.

00accord44 · 01-15-2014, 05:34 PM

....the Titisphere??? FUX YES

TheSilentChamber · 01-15-2014, 07:24 PM

LOL, I think we invented a thing.

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