Worst pain you've ever felt

[nissan_240sx]

Back in my junior year of high school I was driving my dads nissan frontier truck home from school. It was rainy and I was at a stop light, out no where an astro van rear ended me causing me to slam my face into the steering wheel. Luckly no broken bones, scars, or fucted up teeth lol. Just hurt like a bitch, cut my lip, and had a bad whiplash for about a week.

Oh another thing.. just walking and out of no where you hit your toe.. that shit hurts lol

[BLU CIVIC]

the days following my vasectomy i thought i could go to work w/o the jock strap (have to wear one or face the consequences)....needless to say i went home early

stubbing your pinkie toe...or for me, stubbing my big toe when i had an ingrown toenail

[corning_d3]

Getting stabbed in the chest with a needle that looked like a #2 pencil to let out the pressure....That was by far the worst..

[S13Driftfiend]

OUCH to all of them... i know what getting rear ended feels like.. that sucks.. stubbing the toe... that sucks.... stabbed in the chest with a needle... i dont want to think about.

[HoosierDrifter]

food poisoning from long john silvers.... shitting and puking my brains out...

[S13Driftfiend]

how about getting curbstomped... never happened to me but i cant think of too many things that would be more painful...

[Chuki_breath]

well when i was a baby(5 months) i was cut almost entirely into two pieces....by doctors of course, not some random incident. I guess that would be painful.

Other than that i had my finger tip SMASHED off in a water pump. Took a slap shot to the ballsack. Yes i had a cup but that just keeps it from recieving permanent damage. Took a check from behind slamming my face into the boards recieving 45 stitches. That didnt really hurt though, i didnt know i was cut until the blood was rushing down my face. Took a body check to the boards and was knocked out cold for about 30 seconds, doctor said i had a mild concussion. So i dont remember that one to well. Coach said i asked him what day it was like 15 times in 30 seconds. Apparently i didnt know 2+2 either.

my friend got hit and his teeth hit the edge of the boards(where the side mates to the top) knocking out all of his front teeth. Not just the two buck teeth, it was like the first 5-6 teeth. He has fake teeth now. That had to hurt.

damn i could go on and on with the nasty bloody ice hockey injuries.


Also i hear when getting a decathator(sp) pulled OUT, that hurts like a mofo. Because the balloon is still a little bit inflated and they pull that out your ureathra. YES YOUR AWAKE!!!! screw that id knock myself out.

[Hit_N_Run-player]

For me it would probably be a kidney stone when i was younger.

I bet d-bo has got some good stories, he used to play hockey if he doesnt still now IIRC..

[corning_d3]

Also i hear when getting a decathator(sp) pulled OUT, that hurts like a mofo. Because the balloon is still a little bit inflated and they pull that out your ureathra. YES YOUR AWAKE!!!! screw that id knock myself out

I had a catheter in CCU. Nurse came in and told me she was taking it out. I was like, "is it gonna hurt?" She said "no", then said "you ready?" "But I thought you said it wouldn't hurt". Well, It hurt... pretty bad. But not compared to the pain in my chest after surgery.

[jon@af]

I was mountainbiking and going down a hill and right as i saw this dip in the ground, I hit it. Went over the handle bars and landed on my face (had a helmet on, at least). bloodied my lip and nose, nothing broken though.

burned the SHIT out of my leg on an exhaust pipe of a shelby cobra one time.

I was climbing a peg board in the mat room during wrestling practice and as i was pulling up, one of the pegs slipped out and my hand slipped back and popped me in the face and split my lip wide open.

Hmm...been hit by a couple of stray darts. that sucks.

One time I fell out of a tree and hit my head on two different branches before landing on a log on the ground.

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got 10 stitches in my head without anesthesia. not horrible but w/e

[MetalHeadZaid]

climbing up a rope that was attached at the top and bottom of this equipment. slipped and fell. since the rope was in beteen my legs my balls broke my fall. i lost atleast 5 years of my life that day.

broke a window which cut my wrist open, slightly damaging my tendon. taped it shut and didnt use my hand all summer.

angry seniors

stubing my toe fucking sucks, i agree.

[D-Bo]

i've had some minor stuff in hockey.. nothin more than strains/sprains and broken fingers and toes.. which surprisingly don't hurt as much as stubbing a toe (its hilarious that stubbing a toe can be one of the most painful things ever).. but one of the most painful/shocking things i've seen was about 6 or 7 years ago.. one of my teammates and i were coming across the blue line towards eachother, and he gave me the right of way but in doing so, ran into an opposing player, who ended up with a silverfork fracture.. called silverfork because he broke his radius/ulna and they overlapped.. so basically the guy;s arm was about 4" shorter than normal.. no broken skin but did he ever scream.. i almost bumped into him after but i saw his arm was seriously deformed.. i've also seen a shattered collar bone and broken neck..

i think i'd say getting burned from a metal frame on a glass cover over friers was the worst i've ever felt.. went into shock, co-worker called 911.. i have a huge scar now..

i've been working as a paramedic with a transfer company in ottawa for the last couple of months and so i've seen some pretty nasty stuff.. maybe i'll write somethin up next time i come on.

[FatAlbert85]

When I was 12, I hit a boat with a jetski. Basically had to learn how to walk again and I now have a man-made dimple on my right cheek where I hit the boat with my face. Or getting burned with 350 degree oil when I used to work at Wendy's. Or when I had to pull out loads of castings at 1700 degrees and my glove caught on fire...

Originally Posted by S13Driftfiend

how about getting curbstomped... never happened to me but i cant think of too many things that would be more painful...

Like the scene from American History X...

[nissan_240sx]

lol nice example