SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

[TheSilentChamber]

Every city I know of has a track with track days and offer training? I think its funny that people complain about stuff like that and don't ever even bother looking into seeing if there are those things available. And tuning should be done on a dyno or track.. not the streets, you and your friends are morons. Seeing as you live in New York, I guarantee you there are tracks and schools there. Abso-fucking-lutely.


Now is where your going to complain about them costing money, right?

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

Every city I know of has a track with track days and offer training? I think its funny that people complain about stuff like that and don't ever even bother looking into seeing if there are those things available. And tuning should be done on a dyno or track.. not the streets, you and your friends are morons. Seeing as you live in New York, I guarantee you there are tracks and schools there. Abso-fucking-lutely.


Now is where your going to complain about them costing money, right?

I beg to differ that I'm a moron, though I understand what you are saying. I absolutely agree that tuning should be done on a dyno, and then tweaked for realistic loads on a drag strip (when drag racing is the only important thing to the driver). This is not a road with heavy traffic, it's a remote road, that might see 20 cars in a day. It's legitimately in the middle of nowhere, other than having an official NHRA drag strip a little ways on the road around that sharp corner. On the rare occurrence of a person or vehicle on the road, the vehicle comes to a stop (even with the dumb kid with the Evo). Literally across the street is about 100 acres of open field, and just past the next house away there are dozens of acres worth of land where cows graze. I'm not the type of person who is interested in street racing, nor do the intelligent people I associate myself with.

But the nearest track where that would offer such a thing is 2 hours away, called Watkins Glen International. It's a huge track, that Nascar have events at every year. I'm assuming there are events that will teach people how to drive there, though I don't have specifics. Unfortunately the reality in this area is that everyone is in fact cheap & too egotistical, to go to an event. So yeah, for these cheap fucks, money is an issue.

There are very few realistic people in this area. These are "ricers" who are pissed when they don't run 10's in the ¼ mile with an ebay turbo kit and an FMU for "engine management". These people are broke-asses, who would never pay $100+ for training. So yes, legit complaining

[TheSilentChamber]

Going to look at an SC400 tomorrow. 'bout time I build a poor mans Supra.

[00accord44]

....dam Paul Walker. Fucked up homes. *pours out a lil race fuel*

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

....dam Paul Walker. Fucked up homes. *pours out a lil race fuel*

You call Old English "race fuel" too?

[TheSilentChamber]

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

You call Old English "race fuel" too?

I actually do classify drinks into octane rating. Kinda the same way I classify jug sizes into milk %.....


Skim



A really full gallon of 1%



Really nice gallon of 2%.... its like she's looking for a straw



Whole-eeeeshit

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

let the holy brew war commence

[TheSilentChamber]

I prefer 1-2% myself. Nice 1.7%...

[TheSilentChamber]

Lol, same store I took that photo has He'Brew also.

[00accord44]

I hope they organize their beers into major religions

[TheSilentChamber]

Well the HeBrew and the Baptist were on different aisles (Just like in real life), so that's a start.

[00accord44]

They're all brewed from the same concoction anyway.....

[00accord44]

...a lil religious double entendre

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

I actually do classify drinks into octane rating. Kinda the same way I classify jug sizes into milk %.....


Skim

Heh... take your hands and cover all of her except the arm pit area...


Your welcome.