SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

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I stopped at 7-11 to get some skittles on the way home... thought I could get 2 bags with the 2.25 i had in quarters in the car. Wound up being 3.74 so I had to pay for my skittles with my debit card.

Im living the High Life

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I dont know if you realized but my last three posts were a haiku

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

You fuckers watching Broad City yet? Im waiting for the 130 replay since i missed the earlier one. Workaholics in -88 seconds

No, I haven't. I've been meaning to since "you people" have been talking about it, but I've just been too drunk for pretty much every day for the past 2 months to check it out.

Oh, and by "you people" I mean you and TSC. It wasn't meant to be a racist comment, I "promise".

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by CivicSpoon

No, I haven't. I've been meaning to since "you people" have been talking about it, but I've just been too drunk for pretty much every day for the past 2 months to check it out.

Oh, and by "you people" I mean you and TSC. It wasn't meant to be a racist comment, I "promise".

Pretty sure my joke failed and I should have just stopped immediately, when my browser's spell checker had no idea I was trying to spell promise until I googled the correct spelling.

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by CivicSpoon

Pretty sure my joke failed, and I should have just stopped immediately, when my browser's spell checker had no idea I was trying to spell promise, until I googled the correct spelling.

I've only seen 2-3 episodes of Workaholics though. I just couldn't get into it for some reason. Last time I was over at my brothers, my sister-in-law asked if I had seen the most recent episode (probably 2-3 weeks ago), but clearly I hadn't. "Those people" (talking about my brother and his wife here for clarification sake ), seem to have a pretty decent opinion on shows, as a couple of course. I'm assuming my brother doesn't like watching Desperate Housewives of Bumblefuck, Blahblahblah, but generally, they know what shit is decent on TV, other than the girly shit half of "them" are forced to watch.

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

I dont know if you realized but my last three posts were a haiku

What the fuck is a haiku?

All I see is a woman about to orgasm or piss, vajayjay, beer, vajayjay, bouncing titties, the 2nd hottest milf on the planet (Kate Beckinsale holds the title until she dies), followed by a post about shit luck & corporate corruption along with a pic of a badass actor whos name I never learned (and some asians who may have been mouthing "you buy now," or "I feel sorry for your mother"). I'm so confused right now...sexually.

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by CivicSpoon

What the fuck is a haiku?

All I see is a woman about to orgasm or piss, vajayjay, beer, vajayjay, bouncing titties, the 2nd hottest milf on the planet (Kate Beckinsale holds the title until she dies), followed by a post about shit luck & corporate corruption along with a pic of a badass actor whos name I never learned (and some asians who may have been mouthing "you buy now," or "I feel sorry for your mother"). I'm so confused right now...sexually.

^ So apparently that's what happens when I'm awake and drunk at 2am. Vaguely remember posting anything, let alone 4 times.

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So I'm finally watching Broad City on On Demand, because there isn't shit on but reruns and the shitty Soviet Olympics. It's pretty damn funny, and I was not expecting it.

Gave me another reason why I was a chic. I'd totally shove everything up my vagina.

[CivicSpoon]

So I'm finally watching Broad City on On Demand, because there isn't shit on but reruns and the shitty Soviet Olympics. It's pretty damn funny, and I was not expecting it.

Gave me another reason why I wish I was a chic. I'd totally shove everything up my vagina.

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Originally Posted by CivicSpoon

So I'm finally watching Broad City on On Demand, because there isn't shit on but reruns and the shitty Soviet Olympics. It's pretty damn funny, and I was not expecting it.

Gave me another reason why I wish I was a chic. I'd totally shove everything up my vagina.

I just got home after walking in subzero temps from the train to my house. Time to spark up a doobie and catch up on tv for a few hours before it starts all over again in the morning

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Originally Posted by 00accord44

Also hd a discussion about the weirdness of Portland people. Seeing as how "I know a guy", I became the unquestioned authority on Portland

The Portlandia theme song (the real song) came on at the bar. Apparently I was the only person in the bar who is a fan of the show as nobody else seemed to care as I raised my glass in honor of the greatest Portland-based show of all time

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Originally Posted by 00accord44

The Portlandia theme song (the real song) came on at the bar. Apparently I was the only person in the bar who is a fan of the show as nobody else seemed to care as I raised my glass in honor of the greatest Portland-based show of all time

Gotdam window keeps freezing shut, makin it hard to start my chiba process

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

Gotdam window keeps freezing shut, makin it hard to start my chiba process

TSC has been:

http://youtu.be/VUAsFIiHRjc

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Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

TSC has been:

http://youtu.be/VUAsFIiHRjc

Im not afraid of spiders but when I botch an attempted kill Im suddenly terrified of where it'll turn up next. Time to buy a new room