SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

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Its so weird when I think about how many hours Ive spent looking at almost naked women when its just as easy to find completely naked ones. What the fuck is up with that?

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and in non hot news, this happened

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Originally Posted by 00accord44

Its so weird when I think about how many hours Ive spent looking at almost naked women when its just as easy to find completely naked ones. What the fuck is up with that?

Because your imagination is better than the real thing sometimes.

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I'm on the bus to go... run an errand... and it smells like cat food. The dry kind. ..... wtf is with that?

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Well....

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Im honestly surprised at the variety of images that came up after searching "cat drives bus"

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Easily the best one

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Could you imagine a driving cat at a four way stop? They would hesitate 12 times, then when you pull out they ram into you and run off....

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Originally Posted by 00accord44

Im honestly surprised at the variety of images that came up after searching "cat drives bus"

If it exists, there will be a cat meme of it.

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To make everyone here "jelly"- picked up a quarter of white rhino and blueberry.

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Oh and I got a new pipe, because I needed to break a hundred and the headshop was right there... so yeah, new pipe. And shes a lefty.

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Oh and I got some of that hemp wick. Honestly, it does taste clean, but I am using a brand new pipe soooo- dunno. But you kinda need a candle close by because it feels really dumb using a lighter to set a string on fire, then using that to set your bud(dies) on fire.

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Reason number 7 hemp wick sucks:

I often zone out- for a few minutes between hits. pipe in the left, lighter in the right. And without breaking my concentration I can lift both and light the lighter simultaneously. I know, I'm talented. But with this wick I have to hold the wick in my right hand, light it with my left, put down the lighter, pick up the pipe, hit, put out the wick, zone out, then I have to break my god damaged concentration to repeat. NO REPEAT FOR YOUUUUUUU!!!

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I found a solution... Just take rapid fire hits until the whole bowl is gone. Bingo>

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So official review of the hemp wick stuff: Eh. It ok, nothing wrong with it. I think I'm going to design and machine out a little holder for it where I can attach it to the top of the lighter and just push it up through a metal tube to light it then pull it back down to put it out. And having it built onto the lighter it would feel more natural/conventional. Seems like something chicks would like. Hippie eco chicks. No fatties or Prius drivers.