If theres a heaven....

[Towlie]

which came first? the chicken or the egg?
now shut the fuck up u can argue both sides til ur blue in the face but this is a game that doesnt end, its like lamb chops, that fucking song just doesnt end!!!!!!!!!!!

[whttrshpunk]

I find this whole argument ridiculous. Where do I begin.
First of all, NOBODY has EVER witnessed ANY species changing or even adapting! It's never been proven it just sounds like a good idea. Secondly, there is NO sound evidence that the earth is millions and billions of years old. It's probably not even 20,000 years old! I was reading a so called scientific little story with timeline about evolution once...and during the time that fish were supposedly speciating and evolving, there wasn't even any water on the earth according to the timeline! I found that especially amusing. I'll think of some more stuff later, but right now it's time for Christmas dinner. mmmmmm

[Steel]

Now, I want people to explain to me Buddha, Zeus, Hera, all the rest of them. Were the Greeks completley wrong? Did they die and go to heaven to find there there was only one god, by the name of "God"? I'm sure all those millions of greeks felt pretty stupid then huh. Or did they? Who's to say there there is one "GOD" because the bible says so. Oh well, the bible was written by people who "God" talked to, so it HAS be true. Because those men said that God told them to write the bible.

You know what? Zeus right now is telling me (I swear! im not kidding!) That all you christians are wrong. That Zeus is the main god, but not to mess with his brothers and sisters either. Don't believe me? Well i don't believe you. Im going to hell then, you say? Hades says i'm fine, and he'll see you when Thanatos takes you to his house, if you can make it by Cerebres.

Im not afraid of God, or hell, because Zeus said there is no God, and im set for Olympus.


I hope I've made my point clear enough.

[Towlie]

niiiiiiiiiiice reply, Hail Zeus!

[taranaki]

A fascinating read...thanks to all concerned.To argue about heaven/hell one must argue the existence of supernature,and to do that,one must understand and accept the evolution of spiritual belief.Then you have to decide how much of modern spiritual belief has evolved from propaganda,and how much is hyperbole.The theologians handbooks(Bible,Koran etc) are vast and complex fusions of parable, hyperbole and doctrine,it is unsurprising that with so many different versions of "the truth"(what is truth - another huge subject)that we choose our own eclectic vision to believe in.

Unless of course you were raised to blindly follow,but that's another story.

[brads94accord]

well i hope y'all know that darwin took back all that evolution stuff he spent his whole life studying right be fore he died and got saved. now he is with the lord in heaven. it doesn't matter how bad of a sin you've committed, jesus died on the cross for your sins. we are all sinners, the only perfect person is the lord. if you accept him as your savior you will go to heaven. all these people think that if you are good in life you will go to heaven, thats not true, theres more to it than that, do what i just stated and you will go to heaven. anyways, im out

[Steel]

Nope, you're going to Hades, because you're a sinner for not believing in the almighty Zeus! All hail the almighty ZEUS!

[OisinT]

when this thread gets to 10pages we're gonna have to close it... just thougt I'd let you know

:finger:

[Steel]

Originally posted by OisinT
when this thread gets to 10pages we're gonna have to close it... just thougt I'd let you know

:finger:

Why's that? Zeus COMMANDS you to not close this thread at 10 pages, or else be veeeery wary next time you go to the sea.. cause Poseiden's sharpening that trident just for you!

Steel - (Stalus) God of typos.

[YogsVR4]

Wait - I thought Zues was doing Allah up the ass and was to busy to care how long this thread got. Thank goodness God doesnt care much about us down here. I Bet he's quite amused at how time and effort some worship him and how load and obnoxious others are at proclaiming he doesnt exist.


There - that should get more people into a tizzy.

[Bean Bandit]

:evillaugh:evillaugh:evillaugh

[Steel]

you're right, yogs. zeus and allah do have a little *thing* going...its kinda cute, actaully.

[Magus]

If you prove God then you will not disprove evolution
Then if you prove evolution you will not disprove God.

Therfore: Disproving god SHALL disprove evolution and vice versa.

Disagree? ME TO - There are many animals that deify evolution.
IE: animals that would evolve therefore killing themselves; no more evolving. Except the animals exsist today.

Disproving God will Not prove evolution. Why are you trying so hard?

[fritz_269]

Originally posted by Magus
...There are many animals that deify evolution. IE: animals that would evolve therefore killing themselves; no more evolving. Except the animals exsist today.

Interesting typo... (bold is mine)

You want to give an example of your id est?

[Damien]

I think everyone should believe in something beyond being thrown into the ground and having all these creatures crawling inside of you and eating what's left of you. :apuke: Believing in reincarnation is better than nothing.