The asshole crew.

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dont even try to be me... youll never succeed with your trailer trash antics....
im suprised you can type... thats a rare trait coming from some backwoods hillbily hick without thumbs..
the light? is that the one i burned my ass on the other night when i was on top of your momma? gee boy the only reason you see that light is coz of your incestuous ways!
you discust me... and next tiem you think about jumping in the gene pool just remember... 1. no jumping when its empty! 2. wait for a lifeguard.. he'll prolly tell you to stay in the shallow end where you belong! :finger:

[tazdev]

Why not just get out of the gene pool as you are dirtying the water:finger:

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Originally posted by tazdev
Why not just get out of the gene pool as you are dirtying the water:finger:

good point... contamination doesnt seem polite to me!

[tazdev]

All the members of the asshole crew can go outside and play hide and go-fuck-yourself

[-cy-]

The light you burnt you ass on while you were on my mom? Well, you must be confused, i know where my mom was, you were probably just fantisizing while mounting your dog like normal. Backwoods hillbilly, since when is San Diego backwoods? The only hick around here is the the hicky on your ass from you sister. I know nothing about insest and the gene pool in that sense, but i guess you have to have experience screwing family members like you do.

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You fantasize bout my dawg? dude thats real nasty... you should get help for that! And what would you know about the hickies on my ass... im flattered you noticed but man i dont swing that way... leave it for your dad br0, im sure if your good enuff he'll let you take the car out tonight
You wernt educated on the gene pool? Man thats sad... see what happens when the throw baks of the SPCA are just allowed to run wild? You lil bastards end up jumpin in our gene pools!!!




(p.s. take no personal offence )

[-cy-]

I don't fantasize about your dog, but its hard to ignore your sexual relationship with him. About the hickies on your ass, well they sorta stand out when you walk around naked, showing off your small genetalia trying to get chicks to pity you and sleep with you, never seems to work for you. I wasn't educated from experience about imbreeding and the gene pool, i am of the mind that the gene pool should not be fooled around in by brothers and sisters (or for you, you and your mother). As a strait male, its sad to see you being a closet homosexual, i mean if you are going to go around having sex with men, you should at least come out and tell everyone instead of hiding it. And about your small....tool, although being as small as it might not be normal, its not the end of the life (although it should be). Ya, i know about all that b/c you weak attempts at getting a women, like i said the pity thing isn't really working for you.


Take personal offense.











j/k, don't take it personally:licker:

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ooooooh your good your really good..... at trying to convince me that your backwoods sheep fucking pork rind eating sitting your fat ass down ontop of your mothers watching re runs of opra winfrey are going to cover up for the fact you still dont have any thumbs!! (its ok... imbreeding is a natural part of your culture!) Although your sister doesnt seem to think your that bad... she should really look beyond the confinements of her own house. I mean what choice does she have but her own immediate family (and their pets), its a big world out there.

When comparing my "tool" to that of your horse... of course its going to look small... but at least its not illegal to screw!

Dude seriouly the gene pool is another word for our culture and its inhabitants... it is not refering to where you clean your levis... in which case im not surprised at the fact you havnt had any experience... most ppl in your situation have never heard of the word "clean" or "detergent" or "bodily hygeine" so ill take sympathy on you .... for now...
But now that you have seen the light i do suggest taking a stroll down to your local newsagent... and instead of buying your usual "IMBREEDERS WEEKLY" tell your sister/mother to buy you a "cosmopolitan" who knows... you might find some make up or a nice dress to buy on your next shopping spree!

:finger: :finger:

[BlowOff]

k idiot #1 and idiot #2, this is not a flaming thread, if you want to talk shit, go somewhere else, we are looking for assholes here, not....*ahem* flamers.

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Originally posted by BlowOff
k idiot #1 and idiot #2, this is not a flaming thread, if you want to talk shit, go somewhere else, we are looking for assholes here, not....*ahem* flamers.

*ahem* and who died and made you god? :P
we wer being assholes to each other thank you very much!
idiot... i think you should look at your sig... its more RICE than NICE buddy!

[-cy-]

So you are a biggot? B/c someone doesn't have thumbs (of course i have thumbs, this refers to other people) you think of them as less a person, you don't respect them for who they are. You are the filth that destroys the worlds future, with hatred based on appearance or differences so strongly engrained in the dumb, no wonder this world is going to hell. Again, you must be thinking about somewhere else, i don't have a sister, maybe its just your childhood memories surfacing after you had supressed them b/c the terrible sexual abuse you dished out to your siblings and mother on occassion. You tool being small being compared to a horses, well sure it is especially when your sex life is consisted of having sex with horses. But to any NORMAL man, sorry that you man not understand normal, your "tool" as you so sophisticatedly put it, is still very small. And since when is gene pool our culture, last time i checked it wasn't. The gene pool which i refer to concerning you is the one consisting of all direct relatives to you, unfortunatly that is a bad thing. In my situation, what situation would that be? Or do you consider normal a situation that is bad? So you are happy being different by being a biggot, but within the same frame of mind, you hate all the different people. And this "Imbreeders Weekly" is something i haven't chanced upon yet, maybe it is just in your area. Or maybe it is something you have to know to look for, b/c you are somewhat used to that idea of imbreeding. So, to you, a self hating biggot, i suggest you take the course of actiong best suited, mostly likely its stopping your sexual fetishes with horses and other various farm animals, learning what culture is (considering you have none it may be hard for you), and lastly stop looking into the culture (there is that word again) of imbreeders if you have no further interest and plan on stopping the act of it yourself. Thanks.

[BlowOff]

lol rice, please when i fucking burn your car up, then we'll talk rice, but anyways, dont hate on me bc im actually good looking and your not...i may be an asshole, but i am a good looking asshole, im not mad at the world, i just make it work for me by being a dick/asshole, when you learn how to do that, and stop being mad at the world because you werent as blessed as i with looks then we can talk, but for now.....Fuck Off. and btw -cy- kicked your ass....Cy your in Twuble get the FUCK out

[-cy-]

*cy takes a victory lap*

[Bronson]

Yeah, I'm an asshole. Never been accused of being nice or saintly. Yeah, I'm also new here, so fuckin what? Yq que? You wanna see my posts for proof of asshole-icity, go to the Toyota Tundra forum before that nice-guy, boy-wonder moderator, Jay, deletes my posts from the last coupla weeks. View with pleasure my tirades at the uninspired and uninitiated. My profile might also prove slightly entertaining.

If you don't let me in on your asshole team, well that's OK, cuz I'm still an asshole. BUT I go to so much trouble to be such a raging fuckin prick sometimes, that its nice to at least get the recognition for it.

Lemee know what Asshole number I am so I can put it in my .sig and represent us assholes in proper fashion.

You guys will all be number one assholes to me, LMFHAO.

Bronsonator

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Originally posted by -cy-
*cy takes a victory lap*

Haha your good!