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Poo Poo Head, Poo Poo Head, Poo Poo Head! Rise fallen comrade rise! MBTN rises and...
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#77
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GOD strikes lighting upon all that rise against him :stormzap: the end
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...and pushes the cunt off the cliff and blames him for everything in life. "YOU HALF DEAD MOTHERFUCKER" screams Johnny.
Next a real tight looking Primera pulls up and out steps....... |
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#80
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....a nun and she asked johnny what is that mangled body doing at the bottem of the cliff. johnny looked at her and said.......
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#81
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"What's this I hear about you having trouble with your TPS reports?"...
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I've said it before, I'll say it again. "Nobody does rip and snort like Ferrari" |
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#82
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"may the lord look down on all these sorry souls" says the nun, as she slowly removes here clothes and bends down in front of GTO-TT/CHEV and starts to.....
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#84
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...that nuns sing Then she procedes to wash the car using...
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#85
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Johnny's underwear, which just happen to have......
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Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
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#86
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been lying around in his room for the past few years. Anyways, the nun starts to wash the new GT2 and then says.....
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#87
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..."Damn, this car blows. Where is MBTN and his super 360 Modena Spyder? His is so much nicer than the Porsche." Suddenly...
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#88
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GOD shows up with his, just stolen Ford GT90 Concept car. He challenges MBTN's Ferrari and blows his doors right out the frame. This of course infuriates MBTN to the point of......
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Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
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#89
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Revenge. He hooks up a pre-regulated destroyer class solid fuel recoil foil booster to the 360s engine, boosting HP to 4.4 million. The quarter mile was completed in just .086 seconds, 1 mile in .234 seconds. The gt90 conecept lost, not because it was outpowered, but because it was simply a FORD.
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During this period, GOD has managed to start the engine on the GT90 and is wondering when to start. Meanwhile, MBTN is entering the Trosophere and hopes he's got the roof up for when he leaves the Atomosphere. Porsche pulls up in his freshly washed GT2 and challenges GOD who is now....
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