Attack Of The Killer Rabbits!

[Oz]

Originally Posted by ci5ic

I didn't bother to read the whole thread, but has anyone cracked a holy-grail joke yet? Thought that's what this thread was going to be about.

Those are some humongous rabbits!

No one has made a holy grail joke yet!

Is that the terminal air velocity of an African or European swallow?

PS- I'm way too high to be making good decisions right now and it's 3:something AM Sunday. If the above seems rediculous and/or nonsensical, disregard completely. *This PS will be added to all posts tonight.

[DukeGirl01]

I'm confused....

[Oz]

Originally Posted by DukeGirl01

I'm confused....

Go and rent a movie called "Quest for the Holy Grail" by Monty Python.
I personally guarantee it will be the funniest movie you will see all year.

And my above quote will make sense.

PS- I'm way too high to be making good decisions right now and it's 5:something AM Sunday. If the above seems rediculous and/or nonsensical, disregard completely. *This PS will be added to all posts tonight.

[DukeGirl01]

what's it about? Killer rabbits?

[ci5ic]

Originally Posted by DukeGirl01

what's it about? Killer rabbits?

Kinda.

And Saint Attila raised the Holy Hand Grenade up on high
saying, "Oh Lord, Bless us this Holy Hand Grenade, and with it
smash our enemies to tiny bits."
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the
lambs, and stoats, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and
lima bean-
High Priest: Skip a bit, brother.
Brother Maynard: And then the Lord spake, saying:
"First, shalt thou take out the holy pin.
Then shalt thou count to three.
No more, no less.
*Three* shall be the number of the counting, and the number
of the counting shall be three.
*Four* shalt thou not count, and neither count thou two,
excepting that thou then goest on to three.
Five is RIGHT OUT. Once the number three, being the third
number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade
to-wards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff
it. Amen.

[DukeGirl01]

Okay.....*scratches her head* lol

[D[X]P]

[DukeGirl01]

I'm not gonna bother with the movie lol

[Toksin]

It's A MONTSTER!!!

-It's just a rabbit.

AYE!! THE RABBIT IS THE MONSTER!!

And I think someone made the comment on page 3...

[DukeGirl01]

I dunno I didn't think this thread would go passed page 1...lol

[korndogg]

Originally Posted by Oz

No one has made a holy grail joke yet!.

Best movie ever!

[Toksin]

[DukeGirl01]

haha I've seen that picture a bunch of times already

[Damien]

ME!!! ME ME ME!!!

I made the joke!!! Dnag you kiwis are slow...I mean,. aussies, I mean...what, has someone made a Holy Grail joke yet???

[Jay!]

Throw the Holy Hand Grenade!!

Pull pin...
One...
Two...
Five!!
(three, sir)
Three!!