Yeaaaaaaah Boooooooooy

[89Firebird2.8]

Oh, also, found this in my inbox and thought it would be of interest.
Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns

Dear Walter,
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbor girl is 22. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become more and more distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore. Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Sheila ************************************************** **** Dear Sheila,
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.
I hope this helps!
Walter

[Earlsfat]

Originally Posted by 89Firebird2.8

...Getting ready to leave on an LDS mission in March....

LDS = ... ... Laying Dumb Sluts???? Sorry, can't come up with anything else with those initals bro.

[Blackcrow64]

Originally Posted by Earlsfat

LDS = ... ... Laying Dumb Sluts???? Sorry, can't come up with anything else with those initals bro.

Maybe he means more along the lines of Limp Dick Syndrome...

[89Firebird2.8]

Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

Or as you may have heard, Mormons.

[goldz28]

Mormons or baby makers. They tend to pop em out really fast in great numbers.

[skibum1111]

I remember hearing something about having more than one wife. Why the hell anyone would want that is beyond me, it's hard enough keeping one happy and staying out of trouble.

[Earlsfat]

You'd figure that they'd be smart enough to realize that your life is MUCH simpler when you ***ahem*** "rent it"... especially when you're talking more than one. I'd be slapping the shit outta all kinds of bitchy women at LEAST once a month.

[89Firebird2.8]

No. We do not practice polygamy. It was ended in the 1890's. Well over a hundred years ago. There were some splinter groups that left the church then that still practice polygamy. They mostly ran to Canada and Mexico, with one group still in southern Utah and one in Texas.

[Genopsyde]

eww @ religion. IMHO the cause of all the worlds problems.

like Gil Grissom said " I belive in god, I don't believe in religion."

[Earlsfat]

IMHO the cause of all the worlds problems = .... Ford vehicles, a halfwitted Arab or two and ... pussy.

[Genopsyde]

lol, cant argue with that.

[89Firebird2.8]

Originally Posted by Genopsyde

eww @ religion. IMHO the cause of all the worlds problems.

IMHO You're wrong. Now people that use religion as a crutch to do harm, they are problems. But not all religion in general. I find it to be an insult whenever people tell me that i'm horrible for practicing religion. Remember, humans are humans, and they'll find anything convenient to cause trouble. Blaming religion is like blaming guns for murder. Or are you one of those gun control lovers?

[Earlsfat]

Well I can say 2 things...

1. Any gun control freak that comes to take my guns better be wearing plate armor and have an army with him, because before prying them from my cold, dead fingers he/they are gonna have to dodge some lead.

2. I ammend my previous statement... Pussy is the one and only root of the world's problems.

Show me a religion that doesn't put women on some sort of pedestal or whatever??? For example: Islam degrades women to an almost inhumane level, but rewards you with virgins in the after life ( like... UNHOLY WTF???) - Catholicism and the Protestant religions puts them way up high on a pedestal, not the same one as the holy trinity mind you, but still... Mormons, well, enough said, lol... Judaism, don't know enough about it to say for certain, but pretty sure they're just like the other christain religions, Paganism, well... that wall ALL about getting laid so...

IN ADDITION... the whole purpose of money / working is to able to afford things to... get some pussy. I mean come on, let's boil it down to it's essence... if it weren't for women, we'd be gay, but there also would be like 95% less crime in the world.

Not trying to start and argument (camaro driving, cheesesteak eating, beer drinking, non-practicing Catholic here), but lets remove the politics from the argument and call it like it is.

[89Firebird2.8]

My whole life I've always been taught at church to respect women as equals, or even as a better person than myself. The church encourages girls to get a college education. Anyways, today I think I'm going to move my dad's saturn out of the way and see if I can get my car started and go cruising. It hasn't been touched for over a week, so it's going to put out a ton of fumes on start up. Can't wait to see the neighbor's expression.

[Genopsyde]

Originally Posted by 89Firebird2.8

IMHO You're wrong. Now people that use religion as a crutch to do harm, they are problems. But not all religion in general. I find it to be an insult whenever people tell me that i'm horrible for practicing religion. Remember, humans are humans, and they'll find anything convenient to cause trouble. Blaming religion is like blaming guns for murder. Or are you one of those gun control lovers?

No need to get bent out of shape. I'm entitled to my personal opinion, as are you. Maybe I should have specified "religion extremists" I happen to have been raised in a very hypocritical religion, so my opinion is based on experience, not politics, media, or anything else for that matter. What guns and gun control have to do with religion I don't know. But to answer your question, No, i'm not "one of those gun control lovers" I own one and I will gladly use it if I am forced to do so.