Doctor DVS

[taranaki]

Moppiedecides to launch the ultimate insult at DVS AND P-Man.He goes to the tattoo parlour armed with a couple of pics that he's downloaded,drops his strides and says..."O.K., can you put DVS on my left buttock,and P-Man on my right buttock?"

Many painful hours later,he heads for home.A few days later when the bruising has subsided,he checks out the mirror...and is not happy with what he sees.

He jumps in his little car,zips across Auckland,into Spec2 Girls office and drops his pants.Once he has recovered from the knee to the groin,he says...."What do you think?,who are they?".
Spec2 Girl replies.....The one on the left looks like Pandamonium,the one on the right,I think is Mr T..........

























.......but the one in the middle is definitely Gang$tarr.

[DVSNCYNIKL]

Originally posted by taranaki

.......but the one in the middle is definitely Gang$tarr.

Damn that was brutal!!



BTW, looks like I win again as I haven't seen a response from my good ole mate Pman! I feel lonely now at the top.

[YogsVR4]

I've been laughing and staying out of this, but I can't resist.


PM and DVS were having a discussion on the finer reasons why they like the game of golf. What I like about golf, DVS said, you get to spend the day outdoors in the sun and fresh air, exercising your body and mind. Screw that, said PM . I'll tell you why golf is such a great game. Where else can a guy like me get to spend the day with a bunch of hookers and not have his wife kill him!

[YogsVR4]

PM, Mr. T and DVS are traveling on a train. They get bored and start telling each other about their families. PM says I have 4 kids, one more and they'll make a basketball team. Mr. T says huh! Thats nothing I have 10 boys, one more and I'll be the world-champion soccer-team's coach. DVS starts laughing. He says I've had 17 wives and no kids!! But one more wife and I'll open a golf course!

[DVSNCYNIKL]

I have a new idol!


Looks like this one was over before it started.

[YogsVR4]

Gotta do one more for now

Mr T. and DVS meet on the golf course and decide to finish off the round together. DVS has a little dog with him and on the next green, when the friend holes out with a 20 foot putt, the little dog starts yipping and stands up on its hind legs. Mr. T is quite amazed at this clever trick of the dog's and says, "That dog is really talented! What does it do if you miss a putt?" DVS replies, "Somersaults." "Somersaults!!!! How many of them does it do??" Mr. T exclaims. "Mmm, depends on how hard I kick him in the ass!"

[DVSNCYNIKL]

Originally posted by YogsVR4
Gotta do one more for now

Mr T. and DVS meet on the golf course and decide to finish off the round together. DVS has a little dog with him and on the next green, when the friend holes out with a 20 foot putt, the little dog starts yipping and stands up on its hind legs. Mr. T is quite amazed at this clever trick of the dog's and says, "That dog is really talented! What does it do if you miss a putt?" DVS replies, "Somersaults." "Somersaults!!!! How many of them does it do??" Mr. T exclaims. "Mmm, depends on how hard I kick him in the ass!"

:hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:

[JD@af]

Originally posted by YogsVR4


"Mmm, depends on how hard I kick him in the ass!"

Ohhh, that poor little poochy!! :ylsuper You're all very funny guys! :silly2:

[primera man]

Mrs Yogs was standing before the bedroom mirror, admiring herself in her expensive new outfit. She posed this way and that before Yogs who was looking on with disinterest remarked "Your bum is the size of a 3-burner barbecue!"

Later that evening, tucked up and cosy in bed, Yogs leant over, tapped her on the shoulder, and asked hopefully "How about it?".

She replied "It's hardly worth lighting the Barby for half a sausage!"

[ragt20]

Originally posted by primera man
Mrs Yogs was standing before the bedroom mirror, admiring herself in her expensive new outfit. She posed this way and that before Yogs who was looking on with disinterest remarked "Your bum is the size of a 3-burner barbecue!"

Later that evening, tucked up and cosy in bed, Yogs leant over, tapped her on the shoulder, and asked hopefully "How about it?".

She replied "It's hardly worth lighting the Barby for half a sausage!"

and the Pman is back :hehehe:

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally posted by taranaki
[b]He jumps in his little car,zips across Auckland,into Spec2 Girls office and drops his pants.Once he has recovered from the knee to the groin,he says...."What do you think?,who are they?".
Spec2 Girl replies.....The one on the left looks like Pandamonium,the one on the right,I think is Mr T..........

:huh: Hey! Leave me out of your warped little tales!

:hehehe:

[primera man]

It was Mr T's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying
the
post through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
When he arrived at PMans house, he was greeted by
the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a gift cheque for $500.
At the second house DVS presented him fine Cuban cigars in an 18- carat gold box.

Moppie wh lived at the third house handed him a case of 30-year old Scotch whisky.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a dumb blonde in her
lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where the dumb blonde fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, tomatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and freshly-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a $5 note sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the five dollars for?"
"Thats for you," said the dumb blonde, "Last night, I told Yogs that
today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you.
He said, 'F**k him. Give him five bucks'............... The breakfast was my idea."

[YogsVR4]

From a passenger ship, everyone can see PM on a small island, shouting and desperately waving his hands.
"Who is it on that island?" DVS asks Captain Moppie.
"I have no idea..... but every year when we pass, he just goes nuts."

[DVSNCYNIKL]

Originally posted by YogsVR4
From a passenger ship, everyone can see PM on a small island, shouting and desperately waving his hands.
"Who is it on that island?" DVS asks Captain Moppie.
"I have no idea..... but every year when we pass, he just goes nuts."

hehe