the bathroom - and other things :)

[G-man422]

Originally Posted by beef_bourito

if you shake it more than twice you're playing with yourself

LOL, rule #5.

[highteknology]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

Man Law!

i love it.

[quteasabutton]

this is such an enlightening thread...

[2.2 Straight six]

Originally Posted by beef_bourito

if you shake it more than twice you're playing with yourself

it seems i play with myself everytime i pee standing up...

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by 2.2 Straight six

it seems i play with myself everytime i pee standing up...

so you sit down to pee the rest of the time???

[highteknology]

Originally Posted by quteasabutten

this is such an enlightening thread...

haven't you always wondered what went on behind those walls jk jk

[quteasabutton]

Originally Posted by highteknology

haven't you always wondered what went on behind those walls jk jk

hmm..almost. i was just always happier i was on the other side of the wall in my nice girly stall

[2.2 Straight six]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

so you sit down to pee the rest of the time???

well, when i wake up at 4am and get some giant blood rush when everything goes black i can't quite stand properly and need to sit down. if it's not that i'm just taking laziness to a whole new level.

I pee sitting down sometimes!

[quteasabutton]

Originally Posted by 2.2 Straight six

well, when i wake up at 4am and get some giant blood rush when everything goes black i can't quite stand properly and need to sit down. if it's not that i'm just taking laziness to a whole new level.

I pee sitting down sometimes!

emo kids do that too. so that makes you...

it's the new level of femininity for them. as if pants that make their balls disappear weren't enough...

[2.2 Straight six]

Originally Posted by quteasabutten

emo kids do that too. so that makes you...

it's the new level of femininity for them. as if pants that make their balls disappear weren't enough...

refer to my avatar.

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by quteasabutten

emo kids do that too... as if pants that make their balls disappear weren't enough...

My friend says she plans on teaching her boys to sit down to pee because its "more sanitary". And (this is the kicker) she's going to teach them to wipe when they're done. No, not the deuce, they'll wipe it when they're finished emptyin the fire hose. And she's serious too. I pray to God she never has boys

[highteknology]

i remember when i had to wake up at 4am in high school for basketball practice sometimes i would sit down to pee. except i would face the wall and i would fall asleep on the tank of the toilet. it was quite comfy when you're workin with about 4 hours of sleep.

[2.2 Straight six]

i woke up in the bath once, in the middle of the night and had absolutely no idea how i got there...

[highteknology]

Originally Posted by 2.2 Straight six

i woke up in the bath once, in the middle of the night and had absolutely no idea how i got there...

that happens when you either A) drink too much or B) drink too much, spend the night with a Mexican hooker and you wake up noticing one of your kidneys is missing.

[G-man422]

Originally Posted by highteknology

i remember when i had to wake up at 4am in high school for basketball practice sometimes i would sit down to pee. except i would face the wall and i would fall asleep on the tank of the toilet. it was quite comfy when you're workin with about 4 hours of sleep.

Damn those two-a-days! I know exactly what you mean, lol.