Crazy Night

[Rally Sport]

If I remember over here its like you get your liscense revoked for 3 months, goto jail for some time too and a HUGE ticket.

[Nate355RS]

if you blow a .15 or higher it's manditory that every car you have in your name be intalled with a breathalizer device that costs a couple hundred to intall per car. You have to breath in it to start your car, and every 15 minutes while your driving. If you fail the test, or don't breath at the right intervals the lights will flash and then the car will shut down. every month you have to get the log checked on every car to see if you failed any tests, which costs at least another 50 bucks a month. When you get it removed it costs another couple hundred dollars too.

[1986Z28]

Originally Posted by philly rs

ok guys lets not forget he said he ran because he was drinking as well so thats why he wasnt driving, and second he is young as well. lets not forget that when we were that age we thought we couldnt be touched and if any of u lie and say u never drove or rode with someone after u all been dribking im calling bullshit! most of us are ghetto and redneck as hell and we all know that folks like us have done some pretty dumb shit when we were young as well. lets just hope he has learned from this and we wont ever have to worry about his drunk ass running into any of us on the road. im glad u are ok kid, and yes it sucks ass that a wounderful car like that was fucked up

i can honestly say i never have, swear on the bible

[philly rs]

hey i think the moral to jims story is ...A. you shouldnt stop smoking and drinking...B. dont get married and have kids because u will be forced to beat your meat for the months shes preggy... and C. pissing in your own face and arm is funny as fuck so dont be the ass of a piss joke lmfao....sweet im crying over here...man u pissed up your own shirt...thats such a classic! and if u can really say u have never done anything stupid in your life then u must...A be a morman (dont know if thats right, but im talking about the quaker oats guy lol) or B. u were growing up in a bubble. what kind of guy hasnt done anything dumb? u must be a saint, either that or i did all your dumb things in my lifetime...i took the bullet for u lol

[Earlsfat]

RS92 ... Just for that lowly comment I'm gonna try to invent a time machine so I can go back 10 months before you were born and throw your parents off a day of two... turn you into one of them Hoochie Thangs you was selling cases of a couple months back.

Philly - *shhh* don't tell anyone, but I catch a smoke and a drink every once in a while. (But it was like 5 nights in a row a couple weeks ago... woohoo!!!) Only thing is, my wife catches me... like every time. I wish I could invent a cigarette that didn't stink, wasn't a carcinogen, and didn't clog up your lungs.... then I'd be like ----> 24-7-365... NO! 25-8-366. Actually more like 30-10-400. I LOVE SMOKING!!!

Alright, now I need a break. Actually salivating.

[nastyNater]

Originally Posted by Earlsfat

Glad you learned you can't trust everyone and that you're ok Nate. Hell I gave up drinking because no-one else would stay sober enough to drive.

The last time I drove drunk, I was 18, stopped to take a piss, fell over while holding my johnson and pissed up my shirt for like 25 seconds and couldn't do a damn thing about it becuase I was laying on my arms / hands. classic. yuck.

By the way... Now I'm 33, and thinking about taking up drinking just to give myself a vice. Quit smoking almost 5 years ago... that is HARD - I miss it dearly, my Maro's broke so I can't drive it, my wife is 7 mos pregnant so sex ain't happening, too tied up at work to go out, and have no money to do anything anyway. HOWEVER, I did get like 80 bottles of alcohol from my grandfather who died recently. Lotta scotch!!! So I'm thinking I might have to develop a drinking problem. Problem with that is the only time I have to do that is after 9:00 each night after the kids go to bed, and by that time I'm too damned tired to get into it. (See what you guys have to look forward to???)

wow....this post is extremely depressing yet fucking hilarious at the same time. Next time you piss on yourself call me so i can get it on video.
There is nothing wrong w/ drinking alcohol as we all know. You just have to moderate.

[philly rs]

ok now i work at a cancer hospital so i wont start pointing my finger and telling u how sad it is to see guys our age in there with throat cancer...i had to put a bag on a 28 year old last week because he had a lump in his throat that closed it, so he had to start radiation treatment. it was sad as hell. i wouldnt want a bag to carry around my poop in all day and a feeding tube put in me at any age, let alone a young age.

[Earlsfat]

Originally Posted by philly rs

... and C. pissing in your own face and arm is funny as fuck so dont be the ass of a piss joke lmfao....sweet im crying over here...man u pissed up your own shirt...thats such a classic!

The aftermath wasn't too pleasant but I have to be honest... had I not completely pissed the 10 or so beers I drank into my shirt, I would have pissed my pants laughing. I think it took me about 10 minutes just to get up, no one would help me for obvious reasons, everyone was laughing and falling all over the place. Had to try to wash off in a muddy swell off the side of the road we were on... complete mess. Luckily that was in the days when Delaware county was mostly rural, not much traffic, cops, or houses. Would have been a much different scenario today.

So yeah.. my lesson to you young guys... Don't get so drunk that you fall over and piss like 4 quarts of beer up your shirt. It doesn't impress the ladies.... or the police for that matter.

[Rally Sport]

I know you dont mean that Jim but okay.

[philly rs]

lmao...jim is the damn best!

[Rally Sport]

Yeah if you ask me.. we should have our own awards thing like they did down in the racing forums.. I know Jim would win the best comic award

[philly rs]

hell yeah we should.......and also im demanding the john u suck list be updated hell i've been waiting for my star on that list for over a year now lol

[Rally Sport]

Originally Posted by philly rs

hell yeah we should.......and also im demanding the john u suck list be updated hell i've been waiting for my star on that list for over a year now lol

Well you gotta talk to John about that..

I made like a new format for it but he still hasnt given me any names/stuff to put n it so its all up to him.

[92zcamaroperson]

This stuff is the reason I don't drink much if ever and probably never will. I can't say that i've never had a beer. But thats about all I have if anything or maybe a sip of something just to taste it. Im 18 and ive never been anywhere near drunk. I don't like the risk of doing something ill regret. I may be a square for that but thats ok with me. Besides its much more fun watching other people get drunk off their butts. And to the guy who started this thread( too lazy to look for your name in all of these posts) its good that your ok. I almost feel bad for the other guy(almost) because I wouldnt be able to look my dad in the eye for a longggg time after doing something like that.

[Rally Sport]

Haha.. its true, its very fun watching other people act like retards when they're drunk.