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[stephenp]

Boy im slow, i try and impress and still screw it up. I guess some of us where born with shitty writting skills. Talk about shitty i have to write a letter to a judge pleading my case. Am i screwwed or what.

[k3smostwanted]

Originally Posted by stephenp

ok, so instead of actually periods, and capital letters, i use commas. Is it that hard to understand. Does this make it a bit easier. I have always used run ons, for the simple reason that all of it pertains to the previous statement (also i forgot i also use parenthasies). But i always thought it flowed nicely, and was rather easy to read. sorry from now on ill try harder. boy we all are quite criticle to. sorry for the inconvenience.

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to--->too (when the word 'to' can be replaced with also, it should carry a second 'o'.)

. But ---> , but (conjuntions should not lead a sentence except in very rare occasions)

now that is "criticle"!!! we just ask you to write so we can read. it flows nicely for you because you know what it is supposed to say. we have no idea most of the time. we simply ask you to proof read it and make sure we can read it. i dont mind reading a paragraph that has an insane amoutn of mispelled words and grammatical errors, but i am not going to sit and try to decipher something i would expect my 8 year old cousin to type.

Originally Posted by stephenp

Boy im slow, i try and impress and still screw it up. I guess some of us where born with shitty writting skills. Talk about shitty i have to write a letter to a judge pleading my case. Am i screwwed or what.

all of us are born with "shitty" writing skills or what i would call, none at all. it's something you just have to work at. we wouldnt criticize you if we didnt think you were able to type better. i hate to make most people feel bad but take it as "contructive criticism". just work on it...

[stephenp]

Ok enough bout that. I stated that my 84 50th ann. may have posi. i worded it as they may have put it in..... I bought the car used, and what i was trying to say was that the previous owner may have put it in, who knows its used im the 4th owner besides dealer ships and im not going to hunt thaem down and find out.
my car burns both tires there was one time when i was driving the car home from the lot dumped the clutch and went around a corner the inside tires spun until i straightened out then it gripped and went. i said it spun 1 tire maybe twice because im pretty sure at some point it probably did

doubt it though it was always a nice launching slide or a beautiful donut

also heres one for you the first time i tried to do a donut in it it just went in REALLY fast small circles it was pretty cool

[Driftertank]

Originally Posted by k3smostwanted

we had a new employee hired today and i was chosen to give him a quick tour of the plant, mainly because i walked in late. anyways, this guy says to me, and i s**t you not..."how long you worked in dis hiya???, yall's be making dem stacks ova in da otha side???"

needless to say i looked at him and said..."Would you like me to escort you to the restroom?"

he said in return..."naw, why you say dat dere?"

i just looked at him and shook my head and said "nevermind" eventhough i wanted to say...'so you can spit the rest of that s**t out of your dirty mouth'.

well i thought it was funny and definitely made me feel like i actually accomplished something in my 13 years of school.

Quick, cheap fun: Ask someone with a southern accent to say the word "Oil." It'll come out "Owull" Either that, Or tell them you've never had grits before. They'll be shocked out of their wits , and lapse into gin-u-wine southspeak to tell you how great they "is".