Anyone else get busted on NYE? (Cop tip inside!)

[speedthrill]

I also believe that being too polite to the cops just doesn't work at all. I believe that you just need to get to know the "moves" the cop makes when he's talking to you.
With moves i mean the gestures AND vocally. That way, you can be one step quicker than the cop an even outrun him . If you know what i mean.
But seriously, the more subtil you are in being polite and innocent, the more it works on the subconcious of the cop so the less he'll think that yr licking his but.

Plus i also believe the age holds the key for some tickets. When yr around the 30's you'll be able to talk yrself out of it much better then when yr 18,20 (from the cops point of view) cause he/she knows younger people tend to dislike people alot more the older people.

So the point is that it's normal that when yr polite or friendly the cop will not always respond to it correctly cause they are also just people.
When that happens use the advice i just gave on top of my reply. It already helped me out (the weed story 2 pages back)

PS: I believe the title of this thread needs a change too: "cop TIPS inside"!

just joking, fooling,

whatever
ciao

[Muscletang]

Since we're talking about how to talk to cops this joke came to mind and I must tell you guys.



This guy was speeding down the road 20 mph well over the speed limit. He goes over a bridge and at the bottom is a cop sitting behind a tree. The cop flips his lights on pulls the guy over very quickly.

The guy waits for the cop to come up and says that he's sorry for speeding but he's really late for work.

The cop ask what the guy does that causes him to go 20 over. The guy says to the cop, "I'm a rectum stretcher!"

The cop looks at the guy asking what a rectum stretcher does. The guys then says, "we put a finger into a rectum, then two fingers, then three, finally our fist, then we work our other fist up in there, finally we stretch it out 6 feet."

The cop then ask "what the hell do you do with a 6-foot asshole?"

The guy looks at the cop and with skipping a beat he says, "you give him a radar gun and place him behind that tree."

Ticket: $500
Court cost: another $500
jail time: 1 week

Look on the cops face: Priceless

[speedthrill]

Indeed that would be priceless

[CassiesMan]

I like this one a bit better:

A guy gets pulled over for speeding. The officer asks to see his liscense and registration. The man replies that he can't give it to the officer, as he left it at home.

The officer then asks the man to see proof that he owns the car. The man replies that he has none, that he stole the car. The officer is rather taken aback at this, and asks to search the car.

The man repplies that its ok, but to warn the officer ahead of time, he has a gun in the glove compartment. The officer, getting concerned, asked if he could look in the trunk. The man said it was ok, but there was a dead body in the trunk. He had used the gun to kill the lady driving the car, and stole it.

The officer imidiately radioed for backup. Soon, an entire SWAT team had surounded the car, and a negotiater approached. He walked up, and asked to see some identification from the driver. He handed the negotiater his drivers liscense and registration.

The negotiater asked then to see proof of ownership. The man said ok, and opened the glove box, and retrieved the pink slip to the car. The negotiater looked into the glove compartment, and saw no gun. He then asked if he could look into the trunk, to which the driver agreed. The trunk was empty.

The negotiater then looked at the man, and said "That officer told me that you had shot the driver of this car, stuffed her dead body in the trunk, and stole the vehicle."

To that, the driver replied, "I bet that lying son of a bitch also told you I was speeding."

[-The Stig-]

both old jokes..


hehe

[Zwrangler]

damn cassiesman that joke is absolutely beautiful Ah, good to be back on the forums

[Underground_Killah]

i have a story..

when i was 18 i had a 87 caddy. i just got my license and was cruising around and pulled infront ofa cop... he flashed his lights and pulled me over. I (not lying of course) am scared of my dad's temper and let it be quite known. he goes "do you know why i pulled you over?" i go "no officer, i really don't." he asks for my license, which i furnish (just 3 months driving at that point) and he goes "well you pulled into traffic prematurely. I'm gonna have to give you a ticket" i go "please officer, you don't know my dad. He has a bad temper and he will kill me if i get a ticket" and the tears flowed. not saying im a cryer, but that point i was... my dad sure enough woulda kicked my ass. the officer looks at me and goes "what are you listening to?" i went "rancid... why?" he goes "that band rocks! have you seen them live?" i went "no... i want to though.." he goes "well worth the money man. Well tell you what, tell your dad to lay off... i'll warn you this time. you just got your license, so i couldn't be a dick to you. You live and you learn. drive home safely"

i got away with a warning.. scared the piss out of me too.