*Whats the WORST LIE you heard about someones car??

[RSX-S777]

One of the moving guys I hired saw my car today and started telling me about his Civic. Apparently it has 395 hp AT THE WHEELS due to a header and a "straight muffler" that is "loud as fuck". He also had "coilcovers". He went on to tell me how he regularly kills 5.0 Mustangs and his buddy's Camaro SS. He also asked if I would sell him my stock RSX-S airbox assembly, which he called an "air filter". He wanted to put it in his Civic to make it faster...

If he wasn't responsible for moving my posessions quickly and safely, I think I would have notified him of his massive retardation...

[jaysgotalude]

Okay so i don't know if this counts as a lie but it's still funny shit. One day i went over to my friends house to hang out, as i pull up i notice the neighbor kids out side working thier car. I think it's an early 90's sentra. Well my friend had told me how this kid thought his car was the fastest thing ever made and how great of a rcer he was. Even though he had blown the engine in his car 3 times. Well they see me pull and come over to ask about my 97 prelude. We started talking and i told him i'd pop the hood and let him look. Well i popped it and he stared at it for awhile and then said thats the v6 dohc vtec right? well i just agreed with him and walked in laughing at his stupidty, i mean he looked right at the four spark plug wires......

[jcsaleen]

A 1994 cavalier with 4 mods that hit 240 mph with out nos with stock radial tires and rims nothin at all jus plugs no aero kit spoiler nothin lol.

[jcsaleen]

Originally Posted by streetracer212

R34 GT-R when i asked him what engine it had in it he said a 2.5 lol

2.5 Litre?? If it was litres then Id beleive it cause he could have a 2.5 gt-t and said it was a gtr but he could have dropped a gtr engine in it. Thats what I would love to do to a 98 coupe gt-t.

[jcsaleen]

Where did you ear it if he said it was stock its not a GTR how ever it still might be a gt-t. heres a pic 250 hp rwd 5 speed man my dream ~

[jcsaleen]

I know A Converted Gtr would probly put out even more litreidge then normal.

[SiGNAL748]

Originally Posted by jcsaleen

I know A Converted Gtr would probly put out even more litreidge then normal.

[jcsaleen]

Uhh hello ecu computer fuel injection is controled by a computer....

Put a new engine in the computer is still set toward a normal GT-T engine.

[SiGNAL748]

Explain this whole "more litreidge" theory of yours.

I've never heard of a car putting out "litreidge"

[integra818]

Samhain, a stripped 4-door civic won't weigh that much more than a hatch, maybe 150-200 LBS more. I know that 150-200 LBS will make a big differance but if you take the engine/drivetrain out of a hatch that does low 10's and apply it to a f-door the it'll still be in the tens. 4-doors just happen to be less popular because if the unnecassary (SP?) weight of a longer car. Belive me, you can make a 4-door run 10's.
I'm not tryin to argue with you or anything, I'm just lettin you know that it's possible to make a 4 door Civic fast

[DigitalPhantom]

I had some kid tell me that his uncle gave him a ride in his new Mclaren F1, and I was like uhh...dude, there is only 1 seat you tool. hahha

[jcsaleen]

Originally Posted by DigitalPhantom

I had some kid tell me that his uncle gave him a ride in his new Mclaren F1, and I was like uhh...dude, there is only 1 seat you tool. hahha

Hate to burst your bubble but theres 3.

[Sean]

Originally Posted by jcsaleen

Hate to burst your bubble but theres 3.

Thanks Captain Obvious!

[jcsaleen]

[taranaki]

Some of the boofheads in this thread are funnier than their own subject matter.