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Old 06-08-2004, 07:46 PM
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Re: One for the kiwis.
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Re: One for the kiwis.
Ah, the love between Aussies and Kiwis 'n I won't even point out this was a repost only it was written the way Toksin said. Alas, he's finally right...

After 2 years here, I'll submit. I love the Kiwis more...

Don't hurt me Aussies...TOKSIN!!! HELP!!!
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LMFAO, Toksin help? Would you really want to hide behind a pacifist dwarf? 4ft man with a 6ft mouth...
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Re: Re: One for the kiwis.
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LMFAO, Toksin help? Would you really want to hide behind a pacifist dwarf? 4ft man with a 6ft mouth...

Can't breathe.....laughing......funniest thing ever said......
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Sorry, I don't speak Australian..... (The opposite of English if wver there were one)
There was actually a study done BY THE ENGLISH and they were pissed to find that as a whole we speak more correct english in terms of pronunciation.
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There was actually a study done BY THE ENGLISH and they were pissed to find that as a whole we speak more correct english in terms of pronunciation.
They're STILL sending convicts your way?
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Can't breathe.....laughing......funniest thing ever said......

Still taller than you...
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Still taller than you...
Good GOD!!!! IMPOSSIBLE!!!!! Y'see Oz, that's what happens when you don't eat your Greens! (mmm.....Hippie)


Anyway, it's evident why Aussies get so mixed up by our clear, pronounced accents- it's because the only people that move over there are people from Glen Innes, Otara and the likes who don't think our doles are giving them enough. They sort of speak like this----> "Auw bow, Ar woos going down to da shorps fau fush and chups and den auw stole dis wickud Skorline bow! Che bow!"


I'm not from there, so that must mean I'm the greatest guy in the world. I know what, let's poke fun at Toksins accent. "Fuck oooof" eh? eh?
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Re: One for the kiwis.
His accent was hot before it got New Zealandised. Australian accents are cute but only when they say pink or moon. It's adorable. penk mewn!
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Yep, now he has no accent and no means to pull ladies, due to the fact that most standard human beings eyes scan right over the poor dwarfs head
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Re: One for the kiwis.
Haha I gave him like I think it was either 1 or 3 out of 10 on the sexyness scale simply because of his accent. Now that it's gone, well he's beyond help.
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Old 06-09-2004, 06:26 AM
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Re: One for the kiwis.
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Yep, now he has no accent and no means to pull ladies, due to the fact that most standard human beings eyes scan right over the poor dwarfs head
No, now I just have personality and charm, what do you have?



PS FUCKING GET MSN FIXED ALREADY
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Re: Re: One for the kiwis.
I'm FUCKING TRYING!!!! You try trying to fuck with Python, genius

Oh and I have the scoring shirt, beat that!
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Re: One for the kiwis.
Do you have to let girls hit you to get a kiss on the cheek like David?
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Old 06-09-2004, 06:41 AM
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Re: Re: One for the kiwis.
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST END THE FUCKING CONTEST ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!

and the winner of the funniest thing ever said goes to......... PICKLE OF WELLINGTON, NEW ZEALAND!!!!
 
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