Worst movies you've seen? - Page 3

Damien · #31 02-10-2003, 09:51 PM

Well, too many actual ones to list but here's broader view...

All of the Mystery Science Theatre 3000 movies! The show is great, but the actual movies suck, hinting as to why they are on the show. but that is why such movies are made!

P-Ba · #32 02-11-2003, 02:38 AM

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Originally posted by Heep

Although I didn't like the cars (or actors), they're not what makes it a bad movie...what makes it a bad movie is mainly the extremely high number of errors in it, like the 7 speed Eclipse, or the "Danger to manifold" and a bolted in floor panel that shouldn't have even existed anyways falling out for no reason...

How about the Crown Vic cop car changing into a Caprice bubble cop car while chasing Vin Desil? How the fuck do you mess that up?
"Ok guys...lets stop the tape and get the Caprice in here...wouldn't want to fuck up that nice Crown Vic...Hey has that nice old Charger gone to shit yet, and can somone please go rag the shit out of that Supra?" "Careful with that crown vic now guys!"
Fast and Furious.....what a fucking joke...in the 2nd one they get to destroy a brand new 03 Viper...one of which only previous Viper owners are entilteled to........Yea...lets see how man fuck ups we can find in this one.

Jonno · #33 02-11-2003, 02:55 AM

Has anybody seen the beach? I watched it on Sunday night and seriously, it is up there with the stupidest movies I have ever seen! Not to mention confusing!

O brother where art thou was pretty boring too. Didn't watch the whole thing so I can't really comment, though...

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Originally posted by Heep

Although I didn't like the cars (or actors), they're not what makes it a bad movie...what makes it a bad movie is mainly the extremely high number of errors in it, like the 7 speed Eclipse, or the "Danger to manifold" and a bolted in floor panel that shouldn't have even existed anyways falling out for no reason...

http://www.moviemistakes.com/film.ph...d=459&offset=1

Those are just three of the 106 found errors in the movie

Jimster · #34 02-11-2003, 03:02 AM

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Originally posted by YogsVR4
"The Gods Must Be Crazy" the worst movie ever - bar none.

:cry: I love that movie !!

Collaterall damage was excellent as well

P-Ba LOL!!!!!!!!!!

raven1822 · #35 02-11-2003, 03:59 AM

Biker Boyz . . . makes Vin Diesal look like Marlon Brando or Al Pacino

Half Past Dead . . . My personal favorite was watching Nia Peeples (as fine as she is) kick Ja Rules kermit the frog lookalike ass.

Any of the last 6 Van Damme movies, he started off with potential and has just gone to shit. I'll take Jet Li any day.

killerclaws · #36 02-11-2003, 10:52 AM

Blue crush that sucked other then the girls were ok looking the sucked at acting and it had no point.

killerclaws · #37 02-11-2003, 10:54 AM

maybe fast and the furious also i mean other then the cars the movie sucked you got to agree with me on that vindes cant act his way out of a box. but it wasnt that bad great cars, good lookin chicks, bad acting hay two out of three and that and bad.

YogsVR4 · #38 02-11-2003, 11:12 AM

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Originally posted by Deakins
I take it you havn't seen 'The Gods must be crazy II'?

I think I'd rather have shards of glass rubbed in my eyes.

KatWoman · #39 02-11-2003, 11:28 AM

Orange County - ummm yeah

The Score - Ed Norton is a great actor but the plot n ending sucked

XXX - Vin Diesel was hot (only reason I saw it

), but the whole thing was over-hyped

Fear.com - I would've rather watched a snail race in a triathalon.

Misundaztood · #40 02-11-2003, 11:30 AM

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Originally posted by killerclaws
maybe fast and the furious also i mean other then the cars the movie sucked you got to agree with me on that vindes cant act his way out of a box. but it wasnt that bad great cars, good lookin chicks, bad acting hay two out of three and that and bad.

Agreed, F&F at least had cool cars to look at, but movies like Blue Crush had nothing. Sure the girls were pretty and all, but I dunno. It just sucked...

Suislide · #41 02-11-2003, 04:22 PM

the cars in F&F sucked...bad bad movie, and the second one will be worse, although i'll go to see it just for a laugh.

supratuner · #42 02-11-2003, 04:49 PM

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Originally posted by S13_Iketani
the cars in F&F sucked...bad bad movie, and the second one will be worse, although i'll go to see it just for a laugh.

we all know oyu are going to see it cause you really liekd the first one but you dont want us to know

KrNxRaCer00 · #43 02-11-2003, 06:07 PM

by far the worst was XXX. hour an a half of one liners, an then him pulling stunts jus to shoot someone when he could do it jus as easily sitting on his bike. THEN he outruns an avalanche, which only travels at about 200mph, but he is Vin Diesel...

horrible horrible horrible.

ci5ic · #44 02-11-2003, 06:40 PM

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Originally posted by Deakins
Manos, the hands of fate

Yes, but have you seen the MST3K version?

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Originally posted by Damien
Well, too many actual ones to list but here's broader view...

All of the Mystery Science Theatre 3000 movies! The show is great, but the actual movies suck, hinting as to why they are on the show. but that is why such movies are made!

YES! MST3K OWNZ JOO!

I love that show to death... I REALLY liked it when it first came out, before they changed hosts. I believe the original host's name was Joel. Anyways, I've never laughed so hard as I have at those movies.

Suislide · #45 02-11-2003, 07:51 PM

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Originally posted by supratuner

we all know oyu are going to see it cause you really liekd the first one but you dont want us to know

yup, that's it, you got me, Spudtuner.

sorry, but i'm not like you.

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