You know how smart my dog is?

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My female dog does a handstand when she pees. This ensures that it gets all over the bushes on walks and all over the walls in the house when she feels like being a bitch....which is quite often.

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I've got two cats. The older one is Sophie, she's the softest cat you will ever meet, also the friendliest. She likes to climb on top of doors, and I have seen her take naps there:





My other cat is only about 3 months old, her name is Delilah. Delilah is 3/4 Bengal Leopard and 1/4 Maine Coon. She's not very smart, but what she lacks in creativity is made up in energy and playfulness. She does play fetch though... I will throw toy mice in any direction, from any place in the house, and she will run, grab it, and bring it directly back to me every time.











And this is my old kitty who got ate by a dog 2 months ago (R.I.P. Kitty). He was actually pretty dumb, but a good guy.

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once I was at my neighbours house, and he's telling me about his australian sheep dog... he was just telling me how the dog is usually calm, unless there are any C-A-T-S (spells it out) around....... just as he finishes spelling cats the dog flips out, starts searching for the cats.