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Old 08-05-2005, 12:24 PM
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Re: Ho...ly....sh****

[quote=ghetto7o2azn]there was a lady in las vegas who found out her husband was cheating on her and she cut off his penis while he was sleeping... QUOTE]
Lorena Bobitt (sp?) I believe.......
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I've yelled at my own mother for trying to talk to me when watching F1
Been there lol...

I hate when people start talk just as theres an epic duel between the leader an 2nd it always happens to me. Now I lock the door an leave a fuck off sign there.....
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Old 08-05-2005, 12:37 PM
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You think he could have waited for whatever was on SportsCenter. Would have been on again in like half an hour...

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So I wondered if he ended up getting to watch his sportscenter?
Really. Having just killed your wife over it, do you sit down and watch it then proceed to said bar and confess? Did he watch SportsCenter, go to work, have lunch with some friends, shoot some hoops after work, gas up the car, pick up some chinese food, rent a movie and watch it with popcorn THEN proceed to said bar and confess after shooting some pool?
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Re: Ho...ly....sh****

here's a picture of the guy along with the article
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...x.html?cnn=yes
crazy lookin mo-fo.
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Old 08-05-2005, 05:32 PM
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here's a picture of the guy along with the article
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...x.html?cnn=yes
crazy lookin mo-fo.
How in the hell did he get a girl to sleep with him in the first place? I mean look at him!
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I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL?

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Re: Ho...ly....sh****

Did anyone else notice that his girlfriend was 10 years older than him? Nobody wants an old and used and loose pussy anyways, she had it coming. (get it, literally) hahahahaaha.
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(get it, literally) hahahahaaha.
Ummm sure, yeah, ok.
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For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him.......

silly rabbit, tricks are for kids...

I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL?

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Re: Re: Ho...ly....sh****

He deserves to die and she deserves to flip the switch. Unfortunately only one of the two will get what they deserve.
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Creepy looking bastard!
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Re: Re: Ho...ly....sh****

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The real question that hasn't been answered: What was on SportsCenter?

Thats what i wanna know. But even then you can still cuddle. You dont cuddle with your eyes. Just be in a good position.
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it says right below the picture

"Facing the music: Christopher Offord (left) wanted to watch SportsCenter to see clips of a Mike Tyson boxing match."

your question has been answered
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Re: Ho...ly....sh****

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it says right below the picture

"Facing the music: Christopher Offord (left) wanted to watch SportsCenter to see clips of a Mike Tyson boxing match."

your question has been answered
Awwww....what a let down
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Re: Re: Ho...ly....sh****

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I've yelled at my own mother for trying to talk to me when watching F1
I had to yell at my father for calling me on my cell phone while I was standing in the pits at a race. (Not F1 I was a fuel guy on a CASCAR crew this summer)
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Damn..he looks crazy
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