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#31
02-11-2005, 10:40 AM
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Dear Marty,
This is Doctor Willy Lopitoff responding to your inquiry about gender reassignment. We've had one of our specialists go over your application and we've decided that you are a perfect candidate for the procedure. We would like to schudule an appointment for you to come visit our facility, where we can further discuss the procedure in detail and answer any questions you may have about it. Please call our office at(some phone number). We look forward to hearing from you Marty, or should we call you Mary?
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#32
02-11-2005, 01:13 PM
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Re: Calling AF: Evil Help Required
Dude, every night this week, damn we were hammered! You better lay off the bottle before you lose your job!
(with bottle of liquor hidden in his office)
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#33
02-11-2005, 01:41 PM
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Re: Calling AF: Evil Help Required
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"Please call us during regular business hours as our employees cannot handle the emotional impact of the mentallity of the gender-disfunctional past working hours." This will cause the possible monitoring of his phones calls during work. 
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#35
02-12-2005, 10:53 AM
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Re: Calling AF: Evil Help Required
So what's the dealie yo Oz? You sent anything?
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#36
02-12-2005, 11:53 AM
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Re: Calling AF: Evil Help Required
send him someflowers from jack, or fred or somethin!everyone will see the flowers and ask questions!
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#37
02-12-2005, 12:11 PM
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Re: Re: Calling AF: Evil Help Required
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 I would expand on this by adding a S&M twist. something like... Hey Marty, I've been trying to get a hold of you for a while now, and you are not answering your calls. Hopefully you get to read this email. I hope you've recovered from the other night of passion at the S&M party. We had an incredible time and judging by your inability to walk the next morning, you did too. But you haven't called to confirm next weeks party. Plus the rest of the gang miss you. Were we too soft? Were we not rough enough. Come on Marty we really need you again, you were such a big hit and it not the same without you. We even sent you flowers as our token of thanks. Did you get it. (We code named the card by signing it Chrissy). Give a call Robert Oh btw, John held on to your whip, you seem to forgot it. TS out Then send flowers with the card signed Chrissy or any other non-gender specific name.
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#38
02-12-2005, 10:37 PM
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Re: Calling AF: Evil Help Required
Tomorrow is the day.
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#39
02-13-2005, 07:20 PM
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Re: Calling AF: Evil Help Required
So did Tokky's idea get sent or what?
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