Alright men...lets hear the V-day plans

[Damien]

Originally Posted by RickwithaTbird

are you going to trace your hand on it and glue some glitter to it too?

Actually, maybe...since I'm bebeyim (her baby) I'm 4 years younger so...

some of you guys are so sweet. Your women are very lucky

[2Slow4U_Noob]

haha its so funny listening to all these cheesy plans. I though I was the only one that did that stuff although i would never admit to it to any of my friends. I've done the whole play a song thing on the guitar or write a poem stuff. It seems like the cheesier and lamer the better. I really hate it. It's so degrading, but I guess we gots to do it. It's a forced holiday for men everywhere.

[DVS LT1]

I have to agree with Jayson, sex is the last thing on my mind during Valentine's day and its no issue whatsoever if I don't score (even though there's no doubt I could score if I wanted to ). I haven’t even thought about Valentine’s yet but much like the previous three it will involve giving my girl flowers and a “nice” card (not a gag card) in which I’ll fill the blank side with a three-paragraph declaration about how I can’t believe the time has gone by, how happy I am we’re together, how looking forward I am to the future blah, blah, blah… Shit like that melts their hearts on contact. It’s a given we’ll have dinner together - unfortunately a few years back I outdid myself cooking for her to the point I’ve since been unable to muster the kind of energy required to duplicate such a feat, so I see us going out again this year. We’ll probably end up on my couch at the end of the night spooning and I’ll doze off while watching her “Trading Spouses” or “While you were out” shows. And if the little lady wants it I will surely oblige her (as long as I’m not still full LOL) but like I said that stuff doesn’t really matter simply because its Valentine's day.

BTW, I kinda envy those fellas out there who are single or “dating”. I miss that life someimtes, the excitement and uncertainty with meeting new women - when you’ve got to put on a big production and play your cards right in order to get laid . My advice to the younger or single dudes looking to score is to act like a gentleman and expect nothing – plan on beating off at the end of the night! Depending on how long you’ve known the girl get her flowers and a card – there’s nothing wrong with a single rose for someone you just met, a dozen or half-dozen is nice but be careful not to look like you’re trying too hard. Likewise, writing an entire page of thoughts inside a card would be a bit much for a new date – but write at least a nice paragraph (that’s right, three to four sentences boys!), and remember to sign and date it. This might sound so insignificant, but by doing that you make it look official and she’ll hopefully get the impression you’re going to want her to remember this day – as if it’s the start of a much bigger and longer commitment…

The way I see it Valentine's is for them not us. And this advice I've shared is not to say you won't get laid by trying hard. BUT, if you convince her that you really weren't planning on it and were more concerned with just having a great time... well, as Eddie Murphy once put it, you'll feel like getting your dick bronzed after that night!

[Damien]

^Yeah, being single was fun and now that I'm in college one would have thought I'd enjoy a college where the ratio of women to men is 4:1 but...well, what can ya say? V-day definitely seems more for the dating couples and is more like an anniversary for couples only it's not as importan....no, to some of them i guess it is...