Lack of....

[fredjacksonsan]

Lots of ways & countries there; tough duty on that one, but I'd think if you can show someone it's in the dictionary, you're good to go.

[goldz28]

Originally Posted by MBTN

My grammer is pour. I park airplains in hangers.

airline maiintenance

After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe

sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The

mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and

then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.



Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here
are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Quantas' pilots and
the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers.

By the way, Quantas is the only major airline that has never had an
accident.

(P= The problem logged by the pilot.)

(S= The solution and action taken by mechanics.)


P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.


P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per
minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.


P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.


P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.


P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like
a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

[fredjacksonsan]

[goldz28]

Man I was hoping no one would have seen that yet...lol Oh well

[tim1950]

Wat da fuk? I don kear abowt wat u thinc. kall i-800-giv-asht. Deres dem dat do an dem dat dont. so wut.

[AlmostStock]

How many of you have done this? You hit "Reply w/Quote" and then proceed to correct spellings in that persons quote before adding your own thoughts. Nobody's perfect but some posts sure are a mess.

[crayzayjay]

Originally Posted by AlmostStock

How many of you have done this? You hit "Reply w/Quote" and then proceed to correct spellings in that persons quote before adding your own thoughts. Nobody's perfect but some posts sure are a mess.

LOL

i've never done that but i have been tempted

[fredjacksonsan]

Originally Posted by AlmostStock

How many of you have done this? You hit "Reply w/Quote" and then proceed to correct spellings in that persons quote before adding your own thoughts. Nobody's perfect but some posts sure are a mess.

Guilty.