What Do You ALWAYS Laugh At in Movies?? (starskyhutch do it..do it etc)

[solaris=amazing]

LOL damir831.. How about when michael bolton and samir are asking that black lawyer at the house party about jail..!! And the lawyer asks why they wanna know..and michael flinches and sort of drops his cup, then catches it in mid air and the ice cubes hit samir in the head.. THAT was the best.. also..

"HELL LUMBERG FUCKED HER"

[solaris=amazing]

I worked at The Wiz a while back, and that movie was EXACTLY what i went through. Especially the fact i had literally 4 bosses/managers everyday. One would tell you this..the other would do the same..the other would tell you the same thing in a differant way..and so on..

LOL, i miss getting on that intercom and imitating this indian guy, and telling stock i need a certain like 27inch TV to the front... Stock would come up..page the indian guy I was imitating and the indian guy would be like "what do you mean..i did not page you.." and i would crack the hell up seeing them argue.

Oh, also Men At Work.... "YOU HEAR THAT COP...I KNOW YOU MAAAAN...YOU THINK YOU GOTTA NOTHER CRAZY NIGGA HEAR WITH A GONE.." classic..

[damir831]

lol i know, that scense was hilarious. He like throws the cup and almost falls for no reason.

Loved the last scene in "The Big Lebowski", when they dump Bonnie's ashes out of the Folgers coffee box cuz they can't afford anything.

He's like "wtf does everything have to with vietnam man, everything is a fucking travesty with you" Or when they smash that kids car and it's not even his. "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in his ass"

[jon@af]

One of my favorite all time lines is from Pulp Fiction:

Tarantino: Jules, let me ask you something. When you pulled up to my house, did you see a sign above my garage that said "Dead nigger storage"?
Jules: Well, no, but I...
Tarantino: Did you see a sign that said "Dead nigger storage"!?
Jules: No.
Tarantino: Do you know why you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Tarantino: BECAUSE STORING DEAD NIGGERS AIN'T MY FUCKIN BUSINESS!

[dayna240sx]

Favorite part of office space...

Milton ... "Excuse me, Senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a Mai Tai and they brought me a Pina Colada? And I said 'No salt' NO SALT for the Margarita, but it had salt on it."
Rupert Reyes as Mexican Waiter ... "Lo siento mucho, Senor... gringo."
Milton ... "Lo siento, but I won't be leaving a tip! Cuz I could, I could shut this whole resort down! Sir? I could take my travelers checks to a competing resort! I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned! I could put... I could put strychnine in the guacamole! There was salt on the glass... BIG grains of salt!"

[96TSi]

hmmm office space eh

"hey man, wanna come over"

"hell no.. aint fuckin up my life"

[96TSi]

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my other favorites from office space

[Mediocrity]

Napoleon Dynamite is the funniest movie in the universe.

"So what are you going to do today, Napoleon?"

"Whatever I feel like I wanna do! Gosh!"

oh and..

Teacher : Your current event, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite : Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Lochness to blow Nessy out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessy Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.

[craigcully]

"I'm Ron Burgandy?"
Anchorman had lots of funny scenes.

[dantheman00114]

office space is hilarious

Michael: "we're not going to some white collar resort prison, we're going to a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison!"

[psychorallyfreak]

Come on, I can't believe anybody brought up The Boondock Saints yet!

Rocco: ...It is fucking DONE! *hits table, gun goes off, splatters cat against wall mayhem ensues*

Murphy (after settled down a bit): I can't believe that just fucking happened!

Rocco: Is it dead?


I laughed so hard I almost threw up the first time I saw that, and my Fiance almost cried (she's a cat person).

Don't forget:

Connor: Whatthefuckareyadoin'???

Rocco (surprise): I'll tip'er!!!

Again, hysterical laughter.

[tonioseven]

Anything to do with farts and bathroom scenes such as the scene in Deuce Bigelow when he was talking to his father in the restroom and the guy was farting and then he took a disgustingly funny dump!!

[NOS_racerX]

Peter La Fleur : Yeah, uh, Patches... are you sure this is completely necessary?
Patches O'Houlihan : Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
Peter La Fleur : Probably not.
Patches O'Houlihan : No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
Peter La Fleur : ...Okay.

Lance Armstrong : Hey, aren't you Peter La Fleur?
Peter La Fleur : Lance Armstrong!
Lance Armstrong : Ya, that's me. But I'm a big fan of yours.
Peter La Fleur : Really?
Lance Armstrong : Ya, I've been watching the dodgeball tournament on the Ocho. ESPN 8. I just can't get enough of it. Good luck in the tournament. I'm really pulling for you against those jerks from Globo Gym. I think you better hurry up or you're gonna be late.
Peter La Fleur : Uh, actually I decided to quit... Lance.
Lance Armstrong : Quit? You know, once I was thinking of quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying of that's keeping you from the finals?
Peter La Fleur : Right now it feels a little bit like... shame.
Lance Armstrong : Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't anything to regret for the rest of their life. Well good luck to you Peter. I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever.


Those lines and many others in Dodgeball made me about piss my pants..

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