The car we most dispise from our high school,or work.

[FR33WAY]

A friend of mine in high school had a Jeep that caught on fire due to a shops oversight. The shop was a major name and settled out of court. I am not sure of the amount but he bought a Red Z06 about threee weeks after it happened. Needless to say it was the subject of looks and mumbling within the parking lot. Some kids have all the luck.

[e3j1c1]

I hate when some punk rolls up in a shit box, points a finger and says "did daddy pay for that?" as jealously drips down his chin. I guess thats more of a bash on stupid drivers since I drive a shit box on occasion.

There is also some guy in a piss colored mustang that drives around town and thinks being able to power break makes his car fast. Which isn't something I really despise since it has been a source of entertaining conversations.

[LEGO MY E]

VERY nice Chevelle, e3j1c1!!! (:sneer: "Did Daddy Pay For That?!")

Yes, the truly happy ones are the ones that don't get jealous about what everyone else is driving. Though they might not come out and say it, deep down, these little punks LOATHE the fact that they cannot drive something better than the POS they are currently in. And then there are those that become chronic LIARS about the shit they are driving "yeah man, this thing does like 9.5 on the track! See the number on the window? (that I wrote myself with my Mom's bar of IVORY soap)"

For the slow among us (and possibly a way to start an inter-thread war!), here's a quick way to add "HORSEPOWER" to your shit box...

1. Buy a newspaper.
2. Learn to read the newspaper.
3. Flip to the Advertisement section.
4. Look under "Livestock For Sale"
5. Look for the word "Horse" (pronounced like "Whores, except with an "S" sound instead of a "Z" sound at the end!)
6. Buy one.
7. Make sure it has the "S" sound at the end. If not, repeat steps 5 and 6 above.
8. Get some rope.
9. Tie one end of the rope to the tail of your new HorSe.
10. Tie the other end to your "coffee can" muffler.
11. Kick the Horse in the ass to make it pull your vehicle backwards. (you could take it out of gear first, but where's the fun in THAT?)
12. Sit back and enjoy as you smoke the other shit boxes at your nearest stop light.

(Who knew that shit could fly much faster out the back end?)

Hehehe... I crack myself up! One too many beers tonight! Oh wait, there's one left, let me retract that statement!

LEGO

[ec437]

meh, I go to a rich school. But I like all the guys that drive the Jags and the is300's and the e46's... what is there to do?

[LEGO MY E]

Originally Posted by ec437

meh, I go to a rich school. But I like all the guys that drive the Jags and the is300's and the e46's... what is there to do?

Masturbate?

j/k

[ec437]

lol wtf

[RADMANX]

kid at my school has a BMW M3 bright ass yellow, pulls up to school with it on the first day, and crashes his front bumper into a curb. everyone laughed at him, he then wanted to know if anyone wanted to race him, so everyone shut up.

[finally_retired]

M3's cant stand them! At my old company there were 7 managers with them. I gave them the choice of course, but I wish I hadn't! Common as muck.

[YukiHime]

Originally Posted by burntrice087

There was a young fellow at my high school that had a totally riced out Civic..the kid claimed it had 400HP with some illegial J.D.M 6 shooter. Everyone believed him until my friends 91' Corvette totally shafted his ass and he was only in 3rd gear!!!!

It takes time to make it rev up to 10000 rpm...

[kathygarnerville]

That and the Pacer. Those are two cars I hated during high school to drive

[Rod&Custom]

I have read this whole thread, and I still think I have a good chance at having the worst/stupides car ever at my high school(I still attend). Now that I get to thinking, there are multiple piles of crap in our "pit" as it is called. The first, and in my opinion, worst car is the 87-ish Dodge Caravan with a flat spotty yellow of different shades, and finished off with a flat black racing stripe on the bottom. This bad boy has the largest Mopar sticker made plastered on his rear window. We can stop there though. The wheels of choice were 3 spoke chromes with yellow accents, and the tires stick out a good 6 inches on all 4. I am only priviliged enough to see these wheels when his Wal-Mart chrome "caps" aren't on. He must install the wide wheels for weekend racing...Coming on up front, we have some super-sweet chrome windshield wipers with a really cool cold air intake sticking out the front. What car could be finished without the duals though? This ride has those awesome duals, with matching body cutouts!(I am drooling) That finishes off the minivan, but now we move on to a Dodge Neon! This idiot has a '67 Charger with a 318, but prefers to sink his money into a half-wrecked neon in that same green paint you always see. This is no ordinary neon though, oh no! This cool kid decided that to make his neon different, he needed a weird looking flat-black dolphin fin, and a fart cannon waiting to be revved! Up front we have really yellowed headlights(one cracked) and some fully functonal chrome hoodpins holding on his precious flat-black dented hood. This is one radical ride! Anybody else got pieces of shit like this in their lot?

[dampachi]

kid at school has an 85 caprice. says he got it up to 160mph. HA. oh..and his speedometer only goes up to 85. So..I wonder how he knew how fast he was going? Dumb fuck.

[Andydg]

I didn't really hate any of the cars at my high school at all...I was really jealous of a few of the cars ('02 Camaro SS, '96 Impala SS...totalled now, and my friend's '86 Chevy 3/4 pickup) but I did hate one car because of the kid that drove it. His nickname was "boner" and he had an early 70's (I think) Firebird with a 302 or 305 and went around talking shit to everyone. When I got my car at the begining of my senior year he was talking all kinds of shit and said he'd easily take me and I laughed at him and walked away and when I walked away he was like "watch when I leave school today."
Well...when school got out everyone was walking out to the parking lot and here comes boner with his blue Firebird and stops when I walk past him and told me to stand there and watch. He goes up to the parking lot exit and punches it and breaks his tires loose and get's a little sideways...then a lot sideways...then all the way sideways and into the ditch.
Everyone saw it, he messed up the front of his car really badly since the ditch was so steep and got a ticket because there was a cop in the school parking lot at the time. He never talked about his car ever again.

[Cryo boy]

A kid that used top go to my school had a red 350z, he didnt like it so daddy baught him an sti for easter. For heavens sake easter, im lucky to get 5 bucks for easter, this kid gets an sti. My friend steve has a 99 z28, cause somebody tboned his old v-6 camaro. But the kid i truley hate is my friend donni. He got in a wreck almost killing two of his friends, he wrecked four times, and every time his mom was like "oh well, no more driving for you" and two days later he'd be driving to school again. He now has a 74 dodge dart swinger with a 308, headers, a cam that sounds stock, and a holley, and he thinks he can keep up with my nova., But he dont brag about it being fast ( because it isnt and he knows this) but its mini tubed, and loud so everyone at school is always saying how fast his car is, but it arggg its so slow.

[RedLightning]

Well last year, my school had a lot of rice. Always reving their engines. Same thing this year. Dont know the names.