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Earlsfat · #16 12-31-2008, 03:23 PM

DJ! What up bleed?

News flash... I think I just replaced Earl... this guy's got some fucking LARGE shoes to fill... Bloodhound named GUS. Sumich eats everything I've thrown at him so far.. AND my wife's flowers (WOOT!). Haven't worked him up to brussels sprouts yet, but we'll get there... heeheeeheee

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Some total fuckrod pulled the pins on my hood while I was at a store and wiped out the hood and windshield and gave me some new bodywork to do

. In the process of making my own fiberglass hood, gonna paint the whole thing myself - ALL BLACK baby, gonna get some custom badges made. Pisses me off because I had just gotten almost all the bugs worked out of the rebuild... Red Death is one mean bitch now. Still gotta get wider rims / tires for the front and figure out how to get that prick steering wheel off... yes STILL haven't gotten it off there. I found a guy who's gonna rebuild be a tilt column and I'm gonna 86 the old one. Once I do that and get the horn fixed I can get her inspected and roll legally, lol.

wrightz28 · #17 01-02-2009, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Earlsfat

roll legally, lol.

What's the fun in that?

Earlsfat · #18 01-02-2009, 11:31 AM

...So that I can laugh at the cops when the stop me, instead of crying like a 10 year old girl.

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I would just like to take this moment to say the following:

There are moments in your life when you realize that something you firmly believed in was wrong. A fundamental core belief of yours has been shattered and sometimes the reaction is shame for being so naive, sometimes it's just disbelief... in my case it is mother-fucking unadultered RAGE. I used to believe that there is no such thing as a stupid person, that some peoeple just know different things than other people. Well over the course of the last few years I've been thinking that perhaps I was wrong because I've met some people that just didn't have a clue... today I found out that I was blatantly, not even in left field, just totally fucking wrong. I've encountered the biggest bunch of dumb-fucks I've ever had the displeasure to meet in my entire life.. all within about 45 minutes. No, it wasn't a moron convention or Obama rally... just a few phone calls from clients and associates that a far enough away from each other (physically and metaphorically) that it's just not a coincidence. Just a bunch of complete idiots, which truly makes me understand why our economy is in the shitter with no hope of a quick recovery. At least not until these utterly VAPID excuses for human beings die, as well as their offspring and parents. There should be NO TRACE of their DNA in our pool or we'll be doomed forever. The general american public IS dumber than a fucking rock, and the sooner they kill themselves the sooner I can get my blood pressure in check. Cocksuckers. They oughtta have a test kinda like an IQ test, that if you fail it cuts off your air supply because you're too god-damned stupid to breathe my air.

wrightz28 · #19 01-02-2009, 04:24 PM

Ahhhh, I see 'ol Jim is having a good day as usual.

Earlsfat · #20 01-02-2009, 05:18 PM

***ba-BUMP*** fuck ***ba-BUMP*** fuck... <---- headache.

Genopsyde · #21 01-02-2009, 07:25 PM

poop

skibum1111 · #22 01-04-2009, 09:19 AM

Jim: That is exactly the reason I got out of taxes. I loved those April 10th appointments and being handed a couple boxes of receipts and a tax return expected the next day.

DJ: Welcome back. It's been a bit booring here lately, maybe now we can spice things up a bit.

Rally Sport · #23 01-04-2009, 12:10 PM

Hurr, whats going on in here?

Genopsyde · #24 01-04-2009, 08:10 PM

what's up rally

Blackcrow64 · #25 01-05-2009, 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Genopsyde

poop

My thoughts exactly...

wrightz28 · #26 01-05-2009, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Blackcrow64

My thoughts exactly...

Thinking hurts, gave up on that a long time ago.

Rally Sport · #27 01-05-2009, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Genopsyde

what's up rally

Nothing, decided to check on you guys again, seeing that its still sorta.. dead here. Also cause my Monte Carlo has a problem so.. came around to see if I could find an answer to it, lol.

Genopsyde · #28 01-06-2009, 02:56 AM

tell us what's wrong. we can help.

seriously, we can.

Earlsfat · #29 01-06-2009, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Rally Sport

...Monte Carlo has a problem so.. came around to see if I could find an answer to it, lol.

I KNOW I KNOW... I SEE THIS ALL THE TIME... Here's what you do... Ya go buy ya a cheesecake, cut it in half... get a fork a trowel... get in the MC, start it up... eat one half with the fork and trowel the other half into the CD player. It's just jealous... make sure you buy the good kind of cheesecake. That cheap supermarket shit will just clog it up.

wrightz28 · #30 01-07-2009, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Earlsfat

I KNOW I KNOW... I SEE THIS ALL THE TIME... Here's what you do... Ya go buy ya a cheesecake, cut it in half... get a fork a trowel... get in the MC, start it up... eat one half with the fork and trowel the other half into the CD player. It's just jealous... make sure you buy the good kind of cheesecake. That cheap supermarket shit will just clog it up.

just hopefuly no-one put brussel sprouts in the tank

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