W...T...F... The OT Thread v1.03.32.45

[CassiesMan]

Originally Posted by MZR_47

And that Stig Juice bottle is fucking crazy. Why you would take the time to do that is beyond me, unless you beat her a bit so she would agree to do it. And the double post whoring will be very excite!

I treat her right, lol.

So, the question is, what do I use for Stig Juice...

I'm thinking a healty mixture of 151, Malibu, and Pinapple Juice...

[CivRacer95]

Originally Posted by CassiesMan

I treat her right, lol.

So, the question is, what do I use for Stig Juice...

I'm thinking a healty mixture of 151, Malibu, and Pinapple Juice...

Just straight up Jager...cause it just kinda looks like oil...

[CassiesMan]

Originally Posted by CivRacer95

Just straight up Jager...cause it just kinda looks like oil...

I can't stand the tast of Jager...ugh...

I could just use Guiness...its about as thick as oil.

[-The Stig-]

I almost was going to go to my friends wedding as the Stig...

I mentioned it as a joke, how it'd be Epicly cool to have The Stig just sitting there in the crowd. He was alllll for it, but his fiance wasn't.

And to be honest, I just don't feel like spending $1500+ on authentic gear to be The Stig right at the moment.

[CassiesMan]

Originally Posted by -The Stig-

I almost was going to go to my friends wedding as the Stig...

I mentioned it as a joke, how it'd be Epicly cool to have The Stig just sitting there in the crowd. He was alllll for it, but his fiance wasn't.

And to be honest, I just don't feel like spending $1500+ on authentic gear to be The Stig right at the moment.

White Dickie's Jumpsuit and a cheap ass helmet from pepboys with a DIY tinted facemask FTMFW!

[CivRacer95]

Originally Posted by CassiesMan

White Dickie's Jumpsuit and a cheap ass helmet from pepboys with a DIY tinted facemask FTMFW!

I'm sorry, but in the book called "The Rules of Life" it states:

"Nobody can fake being the Stig".

True story....

[CassiesMan]

Originally Posted by CivRacer95

I'm sorry, but in the book called "The Rules of Life" it states:

"Nobody can fake being the Stig".

True story....

Well then, how about you send me the money I need to buy the full get up to wear for one night out of the year? Besides, 90% of the people there won't even know who the Stig is, so I'm not spending hard earned money on a costume.

Besides, you know the rules. I spend all my money on guns, booze, and cars. The rest I waste.

[CivRacer95]

Originally Posted by CassiesMan

Well then, how about you send me the money I need to buy the full get up to wear for one night out of the year? Besides, 90% of the people there won't even know who the Stig is, so I'm not spending hard earned money on a costume.

Besides, you know the rules. I spend all my money on guns, booze, and cars. The rest I waste.

I'll send you a dollar, the rest is up to you to turn that dollar into $1500...

After that, I will show you the ways to become a great Kung Fu Master.

[CassiesMan]

Originally Posted by CivRacer95

I'll send you a dollar, the rest is up to you to turn that dollar into $1500...

After that, I will show you the ways to become a great Kung Fu Master.

But I don't want to work, I want you to give me $1500...

Thats interesting, saying that made my brain hurt...it means its dying...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I don't want to be a democrat.

[CivRacer95]

Originally Posted by CassiesMan

But I don't want to work, I want you to give me $1500...

Thats interesting, saying that made my brain hurt...it means its dying...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I don't want to be a democrat.

Alright alright, final offer...

1500 yen.

That's it, I can't make a better deal!

[MZR_47]

1500 yen will by me a quarter square of 1-ply toilet paper.

as far as Stig Juice goes...

The crap in the bottom of a spitoon mixed with 116 octane race gas.

[CassiesMan]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

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Dog in the stables for all the day long, if you think this song's dirty then your fucking well wrong!

[MZR_47]

Not sure what just happened.

But pissing blood is a good thing, right?

[VR43000GT]

Random pics FTW!



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Seriously...WTF?

[CassiesMan]

Originally Posted by SL3000gt

Actually, I believe this is what we like to call a win.