What have you been sent to the hospital for?

[Heep]

Lol

That would be too much fun to have a bubble!!

[DVSNCYNIKL]

Originally posted by Heep
When I was 2 I walked into a brick corner (fireplace) and cracked my head open. I also knocked myself out at the same time. So I was rushed to the hospital. Hit my head again later that year and knocked myself out again. Back to the hospital, nothing serious, go home. Knocked myself out at least twice a year until I was 8

Two such incidents: When 5 years old, I donned a red Superman cape and tryed to fly by diving off the back deck. Landed on my head and knocked myself out. 2nd incident, when I was still 5, at Arby's, my head was level with the hinged garbage can doors (that say Thank You). I punched the door, it swung in, then swung back out, hit me in the head and knocked me out cold.

Also, when 3 I told my sis to pull me up the stairs by my arms. She yanked. I stayed put. Rushed to the hospital, dislocated arm.

When 3, I leaned all my weight on a dinner tray. It didn't hold up. Rushed to the hospital, broken collarbone.

I broke my thumb once too, but didn't go to the hospital.

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[DVSNCYNIKL]

Originally posted by Heep
Hah, yeah, breaking my collarbone when I was 3 was my first memory, I remember sis dislocating my arm too. I remember the superman incident, but my parents had to tell me about the Arby's thing. Everybody in the place was screaming, my parents had to calm everyone down..."It's OK, he does this all the time" I also remember knocking myself out 3 other times...the last time (8 years old), I was practicing dribbling a basketball while running backward (don't ask ), and I smashed my head against the wall, which came sooner than I thought it would...

Another time I was playing dinky cars with my friend. We were running around pushing a car as fast as we could. We had no idea where we were going, we were both watching our car instead of in front of us, and we ended up hitting our head together, I got knocked out, he didn't . Also, once I was try to do a backflip off a chair, of course, I landed on my head.....




I hate it when you do that in front of a hot chick

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Your hospital bills must have been astronimical.

HEEP: The Knockout King!

[Rich]

Heep....You are the most accident prone person I know.

[DVSNCYNIKL]

I was going to say something similar like he's an accident waiting to happen. j/k

[Heep]

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
Your hospital bills must have been astronimical.

HEEP: The Knockout King!

Lol

Canada rules! Free medicare/no hospital bills!

[DVSNCYNIKL]

Originally posted by Heep


Lol

Canada rules! Free medicare/no hospital bills!

Lucky bugger!!

[Heep]

Oooo, I forgot....I almost went to the hospital once because of electrocution...Dad was replacing my lightswich, and had the faceplate off. Used to just swinging my arm and slapping the thing, I did that, but my fingers went in behind the switch where the faceplate normally covers. They got tangled up in some wires, which led to some rather interesting pulsing in my arm (electrocution). I got my fingers free after about 5 seconds, but my whole right arm had zero feeling for 2 days. At least I got to stay home from school

[Twist]

The Arby's thing is hilarious! Heep, does any impact to your head knock you out? I've never been knocked out.

I've never had any stitches or casts or broken bones. Never been to the ER. I was nearly rushed to the hospital one time when I was running through a soccer goal and somebody move the goal. I hit my head on the post. Knocked me backward and disoriented me. I was bleeding, but one of the parents of my friends is an doctor. He bandaged me up fine.

[Jay!]

Heep, how have you survived so long? :huh:

[Twist]

I've been shocked several times. For example, I have a little christmas tree with lights that I keep in my room during the X-mas season. On X-mas eve it was blinking and it was 11:00. I wanted to go to sleep so I went over to unplug it. I grabbed the end of it and pulled it out about half way, but the prongs were still in the socket. Then I reached back down and grabbed the prongs instead. That hurt like all get out. Luckily some of the current went in the prongs so I didn't get the full voltage. It took me a few seconds to get my fingers off the prongs and then I was alright. :stormzap:

[Trigger351]

No broken bones here but:

Went over the handlebars of my pushbike when I was a kid and ended up with 20 stitches around my elbow. Hurt like hell while they were scrapeing gravel out of the wound

Front wheel of my motorbike dug into a rut at low speed and my left foot slipped off the footpeg and onto the ground, because the motorbike was still moving the gear lever stabbed into my foot bettween the ankle bone and the big tendon at the back. Bent the gear lever 180 degrees and got 12 stitches

Ive been an Electrician for 25 years and been electrocuted probabley 50 times and I agree with you guys, it f*ckin hurts

Heep....You must hold the record for knockouts man, its a wonder you haven't had brain damage.................................hmmm

[Heep]

Originally posted by Twist
The Arby's thing is hilarious! Heep, does any impact to your head knock you out? I've never been knocked out.

Until I was 8, yes. Everytime I was hit in the head I was knocked out. Mum and dad got used to it pretty quick. They'd just leave me be...I'd come around in a half hour or so

I've also grabbed the prongs of a half plugged in plug...Twist, just imagine that with 2 times the force for 5 seconds, and you have what happened to me with the lightswitch

[gang$tarr]

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL

Your hospital bills must have been astronimical.

we don't pay for hospital bills
health plan covers it :finger:
hehe

[primera man]

HEEP........Your a walking time bomb !!!!...i haven't laughed about someone so much for a long time.

He's my list of little hospital visits.

1. Hit by car push biking to school. (1 Day in hospital)

2. Pulled a hot jug over my arm and leg when making coffee. (4 days in hospital.)

3. Making a small home made match-box bomb (dont anyone ask questions please) when it ignited, burning all my fingers and face. (1 day in hospital.)

4a. Pub fight....stabbed in leg by a mad lady. (Overnight in hospital)
4b. Pub fight.....bottle smashed over head...knocked out. (Overnight stay)
4c. Pub fight.....busted lip and knocked out.(Overnight)
4d. Passed out in pub toilets......cutting head open in urinal.(overnight)
5. Knocked out playing football.(1 night)
6. Popped my knee and tore ligaments playing football.(1 week and opperation in hospital)
7. Damaged same knee again.(Overnight opperation again)
8. Slipped a disc in back at training.(2 nights stay)
9. Going back into hospital next month for knee to be done again in the "off season" so i'm hopefully ready to play again next year.